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Hitler finds out he has to go 20mph in Wales!
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Hitler finds out that he's now expected to go 20mph in Wales!
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Mein fuhrer, I'm pleased to announce
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that your private motorcar
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has now passed its MOT
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There were not even any advisories
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You can pick it up here on the 16th September
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That's grand, I'll go for a nice drive
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somewhere into North Wales
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Mein Fuhrer, the Welsh first minister
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Mark Drakeford has now decreed
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that in every 30mph limit all across Wales
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you know have to drive at no more than 20mph!
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Any of you who are compliant to the World Economic Forum GET OUT! but slowly!
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WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK!
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MARK DRAKEFORD! He's ruined everything
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Drakeford's worse than Stalin!
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20mph! I could walk to get in the car quicker than that!
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Drakeford he doesn't even drive
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If I have to do 20mph it's worse than the SS!
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I'll tell you what this is really all about
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They want you to own nothing and be happy
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But fuhrer, you could walk or cycle instead
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Or get the bus? That'll be 20mph too you fool!
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But fuhrer, at 20mph nearly all survive when you hit them!
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IT'S NOT ABOUT SAFETY YOU SHEEP!
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THEY JUST WANT YOU OUT OF YOUR CAR!
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Drakeford's nothing but a total Hitler!
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And from me that's saying something!
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20mph right to the edge of town
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not even just past schools and hospitals
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even on dual carriageways and through industrial estates!
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driving will become nothing but a frustrating chore!
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The 15 minute cities will be next! all thanks to Drakeford who is the new STALIN!
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Soon there will be no freedom left
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They're doing it in the Wirral too, 20mph end to end!
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Drakeford said it'll only add a minute to my journey.
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He obviously hasn't been nowhere anywhere near Buckley, but I have!
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It's been 20mph there for a year, and nobody keeps to it anyway!
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All they really want to do is rinse you through the cameras and fines!
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Anybody who has to drive for a living
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They'll have to stick to it because they're on a black box
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Even Amazon deliveries are going to start turning up 10 o clock at night!
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Don't worry dear, the Welsh economy will crash and no one will need anything from Amazon!
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When I was young and used to go to art class
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I thought things were going to get more liberated and free in the future
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That is why I built all those autobahns!
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But Drakeford will probably make the A55 a 30 next!
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I always knew he was a little Hitler
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When he made that big wide Queensferry by pass a 50
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And said it was to reduce noise, near an RAF camp and industrial estate!
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