| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we were up in the cheap seats |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Backgrid here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | A sugar here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Your husband here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Your mother here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | My sexy dancing? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Viral? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Duchess |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Well... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It wasn't sexy |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It looked like you had worms |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Archwell staff leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Of course it was sexy! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I've had lessons! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You ugly bitches don't know good dancing when you see it! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I am sexy! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It was sexy! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I wore a glittery skirt |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and shook my moneymaker |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Aitch barely got off his ass |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He was hardly filmed |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What was the point of make him wear my jacket? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He hid in the bar |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Why did the stupid pisshead even go? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This was my moment |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | My re-launch as a VIP |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I hit the ground running |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I should have gone with Tyler Perry |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Stood near the stage |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Photographed with the A listers |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I am royalty |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But you got me nosebleed tickets |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How can I be photographed |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | when I can't be seen? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I need to merch |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm an influencer |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Do you think it was fun sweating like a pig |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | to merch that stupid stress patch? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | In a carpark? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who wears a coat when it's 70 degrees? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I wasn't even paid |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We've still got the oat lattes |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll tell you something |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Kate doesn't have these problems |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Okay |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | There's only one thing to do |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Get me another Beyoncé ticket |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and make sure I'm near celebrities |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | even the Kardashians |
