Hitler can't find a pickleball court
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No courts are a available for Hitler to practice for an upcoming tournament
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have searched for pickleball courts |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Morro Bay courts are crowded |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Cayucos has no nets |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Tennis players seized the Los Osos courts |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Paso Robles is too far away |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about Templeton, those courts are nice? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I require adequate practice time |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | The courts are for members only and your membership was revoked |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Your PPA ranking is only 3.07 |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | No private coach is interested |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There is no place for you to practice |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All non-senior players ranked below 4.0 please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I have a tournament in two weeks! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | My opponents are ruthless |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | My third shot drop sucks! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I cannot hit with top spin |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't cry. At leat your not his mixed doubles partner. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Perhaps if had generals who knew pickleball |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Instead all I have is wash up |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ping pong and tennis players! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We had little to work with |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How would you know! You cannot execute a drop shot! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Your do not have Stalin's natural talent |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Talent? Talent? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I have no court |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Stalin practices day and night |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He has his own court |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | with lights! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I am going to get my butt kicked! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I have not won a match in four months |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is it too much to ask to score a single point? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I am a laughing stock! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Who will partner with me? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I need more practice. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Shot after shot into the net |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Service faults |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Returns of serve long |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Failed third shot drops |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why is this game so hard? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Perhaps if I had a better racket |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | with an adequate grip |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's the player not the racket |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Perhaps a strong partner |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They could carry me |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | For my next tournament |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I could sandbag |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | in the novice division |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Play a weak opponent |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | like Mussolini |