Hitler can't find a pickleball court

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No courts are a available for Hitler to practice for an upcoming tournament

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00:00 - 00:03We have searched for pickleball courts
00:04 - 00:05Morro Bay courts are crowded
00:05 - 00:07Cayucos has no nets
00:08 - 00:12Tennis players seized the Los Osos courts
00:12 - 00:15Paso Robles is too far away
00:17 - 00:19What about Templeton, those courts are nice?
00:19 - 00:21I require adequate practice time
00:24 - 00:26The courts are for members only and your membership was revoked
00:27 - 00:28Your PPA ranking is only 3.07
00:31 - 00:33No private coach is interested
00:34 - 00:36There is no place for you to practice
00:53 - 00:58All non-senior players ranked below 4.0 please leave
01:13 - 01:15I have a tournament in two weeks!
01:15 - 01:17My opponents are ruthless
01:18 - 01:23My third shot drop sucks!
01:25 - 01:28I cannot hit with top spin
01:29 - 01:31Don't cry. At leat your not his mixed doubles partner.
01:31 - 01:34Perhaps if had generals who knew pickleball
01:34 - 01:37Instead all I have is wash up
01:37 - 01:40ping pong and tennis players!
01:40 - 01:42We had little to work with
01:42 - 01:46How would you know! You cannot execute a drop shot!
01:46 - 01:48Your do not have Stalin's natural talent
01:48 - 01:52Talent? Talent?
01:53 - 01:54I have no court
01:56 - 01:57Stalin practices day and night
01:57 - 02:00He has his own court
02:00 - 02:03with lights!
02:04 - 02:08I am going to get my butt kicked!
02:08 - 02:13I have not won a match in four months
02:14 - 02:16Is it too much to ask to score a single point?
02:17 - 02:21I am a laughing stock!
02:27 - 02:29Who will partner with me?
02:30 - 02:34I need more practice.
02:34 - 02:36Shot after shot into the net
02:41 - 02:42Service faults
02:43 - 02:47Returns of serve long
02:48 - 02:53Failed third shot drops
02:54 - 02:56Why is this game so hard?
02:56 - 02:59Perhaps if I had a better racket
03:00 - 03:02with an adequate grip
03:04 - 03:07It's the player not the racket
03:14 - 03:16Perhaps a strong partner
03:19 - 03:23They could carry me
03:25 - 03:26For my next tournament
03:31 - 03:33I could sandbag
03:40 - 03:46in the novice division
03:46 - 03:49Play a weak opponent
03:53 - 03:56like Mussolini