| 00:00 - 00:03 | Lord Football has posted on Twitter |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He seems happy |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It's most unlike him |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Something about good news |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | From a good source |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The bloke from the video |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Writing me a letter? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Martin |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It seems Kimura |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Kimura are close to a deal |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are going to buy the club |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Maher, Currie, Bentley...out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I love the f***ing club |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You idiots |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All these years planning, the stadium, the development |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is my golden nest egg, my pension |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I want more money |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This derisory amount will barely cover my hair spray costs |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I was in the British bobsleigh team |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'm a national sporting hero |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Mr Martin, we have till 12th July |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I've been to the High Court many times |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr Martin, they said this was the final warning |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care what they said |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's only VAT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We just won't pay the staff |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Delay the players wages |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We have the season ticket money |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Those idiot fans won't know |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I've been fooling them for decades |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Even this week I've been emailing them |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I've seen them sharing my replies on Shrimperzone |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We don't even have a kit for next season |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I haven't given an official statement this year |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The official website has cobwebs on it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And Custard Splat Podcast |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Whatever that is? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And as for the Shrimpers Trust? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They think we'll repay their loans |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They'll never see that money again |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Just wheel Stan Collymore out |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, Stan is doing his best really |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They think The Rock is making a documentary |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And that Ray Winstone is going to be on the board |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They're deluded |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I gave this club everything |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I was chairman when we beat Man U |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm the saviour of Southend United |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I love this f***ing club |
