| 00:00 - 00:03 | The transporter broke |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | down here. Your new demo |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | is delayed indefinitely. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are unfortunately |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | unable to source a replacement |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'll just have a prereg civic |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | left over from Q3 2018 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss... err |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | you tell him |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | there absolutely no stock around |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | coronavirus is still causing problems |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | admin, accounts and techys please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | you mean I have to stay |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | in the honda e? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | are you joking? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It doesn't even get me home |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | without a recharge. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I switch me tunes on |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and I'm stranded on the A19 5 minutes later. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I look a twat with the witchita lineman locked on repeat |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | it's coronavirus and the shortage... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | shut the f...k up about coronavirus |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss! It's real, it happened |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | well you drive the honda e |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | but no, I'm lumped with it |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | for the low BIK you said |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | we'll get you a CRV next you said |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | with added silver roof rails |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and fixed side steps |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | with all the benefits of PHEV |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | the proper dogs doodahs you said |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | but no, the honda e, which i can't get my arse in... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | remains on my drive, ruining |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | what remains of my street cred. the neighbours |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | are giggling when I rock up |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | i'm not driving it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'd rather drive a Jazz - that's how low i've sunk |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | the sales execs at MG have better demo's than me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm the boss but |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | you wouldn't think it, limping |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | home in the modern day ford fusion |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's your fault...you ordered it late |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | have we got any swappers |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | with a bit of fuel coming in? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | you've let me down |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | bell ends |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I've had 40 years in this gig and I've finally had enough. You lot smoking |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Civics and ZRV's and me in the air fryer |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Boageyman out... |
