Jack Monroe's Agent
2,045 views • 6/15/2023
Poor Adrian has a meltdown on learning of his client jack Monroe's latest chaos
| 00:00 - 00:03 | She's doxxed her own bungamansion |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | On a database |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Broadcast from her garden |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Published photos of every room, and the front door |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the staircase in the bungalow |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Can we say she moved? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Do a downsize chaos |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | she's... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | She's admitted still living there |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They've got receipts on Tattle |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Socks leave the room: Saturn, Fake Gengar, Fakey, Anthea |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The grift's fucked! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Totalling bollocking fucked! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Patreon subscribers are leaving in droves |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The flying monkeys have flown away |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Even Wonky has fucked her off |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Simon Harris, they've all bailed |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How will we recruit mugs now? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Tip jar's no use without fresh rage nans! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We've booking her at festivals weekly |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Festivals? Nobody turns up. Fucking empty chairs everywhere. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We're deploying Content |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Dog? They know it lives with dad |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They know everything! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Bastard trolls on Twitter |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They've rumbled everything, even the socks |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We've only got fake Gengar left |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They're not buying her bullshit any more |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | TV won't have her. They're sending her books back. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's all drying up |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We need new income streams, think of something! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Invent a new chaos |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Hoax cancer again, stage a fake murder |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Fake an arthritis overdose |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Anything |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | She's got away with the lies for ten years, why stop now? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Book her in for some £15,000 speeches, any old shit |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Take 20% |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Stick her on This Morning |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Try the horse spunk lasagne again! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK you can work at the foodbank |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe she'll have to get a job |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But she's unemployable they say |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Useless |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A vile narcissist |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Ghost write a book, that's it, 'How to look after kittens' |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The neckbeards will lap it up |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Unlock her Twitter |
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