| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is the daily sheet for tomorrow |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Phil Smith swapped off spare again |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Got job 11 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Caffrey has been sniffing about it a while now |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But the Fresh Prince beat him to it |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And Masterson will be in for Job 4? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | As well as Doherty on 8? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Trevor |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Both of them… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Both of them rang saying they won’t be in |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Doherty has no babysitter |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody leave the room except Donal, JP and Richie |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I SPENT FUCKING HOURS DOING THIS DAY SHEET |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WITH MY FAVOURITE YELLOW PENCIL |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THAT ORGAN DONOR MISSES HIS TRAIN, NO BABYSITTER |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ALWAYS SOMETHING UP, YOU WOULDN’T GET THIS FROM SHAY QUINN |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND LOOK, DOWNSEY |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | CANCELS HIS TRANSFER REQUEST, HES LIKE A FUCKING YOYO |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | SHOULD SACK THE LOT OF THEM |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | A MONKEY CAN DO THEIR JOB |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Trevor, we can get Macker to cover any jobs |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HE IS BLINDER THAN STEVIE WONDER! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ah Trevor, don’t be like that |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fine then, you find replacements, I couldn’t be bothered any more |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | BUNCH OF DEGENERATES |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You can’t even get some fucking cake from the fridge |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Without Higgins taking the last 3 bites |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Practically from Macker’s mouth! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And Delaney was handing them out to every prick that stepped inside |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WHAT DO I NEED TO DO TO GET SOME APPRECIATION HERE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | JUST A BITE OF SOME FUCKING CAKE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | NOW WE ALL HAVE TO WAIT FOR RICHIE TO GO TO GET SOME |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I forgot to tell yas all |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Dicky Rock left another wheelchair behind |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Called him a Transformer and all |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | So I leave you Donal |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | To deal with the wrath of the red brick building |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Cos I’m not listening to this boloxology any more |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They also want everyone to work last week July |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Guess what’s on then boys |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THE FUCKING BRAY AIR SHOW! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry, maintenance has the air con fixed |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maintenance don’t have the air con fixed |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And I’m now told that Gok Sean ain’t honouring the bet with Macker |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | LOL |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No more bets lads |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And anyone that wants in on euromillions |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Send Mario a euro on revolut |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Not that we’ll win it |
