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Tory Whanau learns she has to go to work
2,247 views • 5/28/2023
Mayor of Wellington realises that being mayor isn't all it is cracked up to be
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Mayor Whanau, may we remind you
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This is the Wellington Council building
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You can reach it by bus, train, or [gasp] car
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But you must actually attend work.
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The people of Wellington expect you to show up for work.
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The public transport system takes too long
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The buses don't show up.
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Public transport is something we are responsible for.
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Get Wellington Moving...remember
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The communications and social media team can leave.
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No one told me I would have to attend events!
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I'm the mayor! I thought I just do whatever I want!
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If I am hungover or tired I will not work!
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What use is it having all these staff?
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Why can't they go to meetings for me?
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The citizenship ceremonies put me to sleep.
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Why don't we serve booze at them?
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No one told me being mayor would be such a ball ache
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It is a big responsibility. The people have expectations.
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F*** the people! All they do is demand.
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They say Wellington is in decline, Mayor.
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In decline? The foodie scene is amazeballs!
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I bet they're all bigots! Every person who complains
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about me is racist, TERFy, & denies climate change.
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Does that old cis white man in Auckland go to meetings?
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Of course he does! Meetings are Pakeha-centric!
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Heteronormative! Expecting me to be on time is patriarchal!
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I go to the photo ops - that is the important thing.
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That saggy Auckland a**hole can't look sad on camera
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Not like I can. Real tears, I tell you.
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I have perfected the virtue signal.
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Who needs working drainage when we can stand up for Palestine.
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Make sure buses run on time? No!
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Light up the Michael Fowler Centre in the trans flag!
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My friends who all work in the public service
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assure me this is what matters not crumbling infrastructure.
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What do I pay you idiots for?
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You should be doing the boring work for me.
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Don't worry, she loves our TikToks.
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If I do these Zooms can I leave my camera off?
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Then I can stay in my PJs and go back to sleep after.
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It's called Working From Home.
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The whole public service does it.
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I will compromise and start attending events...
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but only ones that are serving alcohol.
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How long is a mayoral term?
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