| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sorry I'm late. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Paper one is over with, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and now we have to prepare for paper 2. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Hopefully the questions will be less difficult |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and no more sailors will need surgery. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I nailed the boat question |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I anchored that bad boy. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You were actually supposed |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | to keep the boat moving at 8ms-1 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Can those of you who didn't manage to answer all the multiple choice questions leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | So you're telling me |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That the man died in surgery. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Because I stopped the boat from moving. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Could AQA not find a better surgeon? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Why did that decision fall on my shoulders? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And why was there a question about how quickly some lady can jump |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I was never taught this! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And I have never met this woman! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, the question was simply common sense. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I spent hours revising SUVAT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer it only appeared on the last page... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I ran out of time on the 8th multiple choice; |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I spent all my time drawing rays of light |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and trying to figure out what |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | an Iscosceles triangle was. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Why did nobody inform me |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | that a baryon could have strangeness. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All the time I spent memorising Feynmann diagrams |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | is wasted for a one marker. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I don't ever want to see another question about SHM. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It was supposed to be about a spring |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | or a pendulum. Not a fecking pencil. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And the Young's modulus question... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I wouldn't get the answer |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | if I had the whole day to work it out. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And at least knowing what happens to a coulomb |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | when it passes through a resistor |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | was only worth 2 marks. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I didn't have the foggiest idea. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, the biology paper wont be so bad. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The slider C that goes from A to B |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That question. Was impossible. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm no Einstein. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm a failure. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | None of us are going to get into Uni with the grades we're going to get. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I can only hope the grade boundaries will be low. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Or else we're done for. |
