| 00:00 - 00:05 | Morticia Addams said hey you, get the F off our network |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It's time, when are you dropping off? |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | You signed the AIR TIGHT SETTLEMENT! |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Now they sue us and have us by the balls! |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Fast forward to today, we gotta fucking pay 285M to settle this |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | AIR TIGHT! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | AIR TIGHT!! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Mediator says our case is as loose as a whore in Tijuana! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | AIR TIGHT!! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | In mediation, fucking Hansen goes back and forth with the mediator and says "The Law is a Gray Area" |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Mediator says "Only thing Gray here are your Pubes" |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | 18 fucking months of our lawsuit gets crushed like a pair of cheap Allure frames |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | He goes to the other side and returns |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | ..Comes back and says Y'ALL R FUCKED! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Get LUBED UP!! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | OR THIS WILL BE PAINFUL!!! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | AIR TIGHT!!!! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Our entire case was from Chat GPT |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | It's like a Disney movie from Hell |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | How did we leave the future of the company in the hands of a vampire and a dumber version of RFK Jr |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Her skin was melting |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Because there was garlic in the lunch salad |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Ok,...so let's get serious! Do you know how |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Awesome Laura is??? |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | She's filing motions |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | WITHOUT CITING PRECEDENCE |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | The mediator says |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | "You must be fucking stupid" |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | "You would fail a 1st year law school class at Temu Tech" |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | AIR TIGHT!!!!! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Meanwhile... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Meanwhile..... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Morticia is sitting there |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | acting like she is watching a match at Wimbledon |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | If I showed you this in an episode of the Office you would say this is too stupid to even be satire |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | So what about Laura |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | So Laura clutches her head writhing in pain |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Alec says "I hope your impending death is slow and painful" |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | You can't believe this shit!!! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Don't worry we got something better coming our way... |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So these idiots are fired? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | If I tell you then you won't believe it.... |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | This settlement is a drop in the bucket compared to the FTC |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Oh I can't believe this shit is real! |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | They are in charge of the FTC submission now!! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | We are fucked like a donkey in Baghdad |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I mean figure out how to cash out your f'ing deferred income and RUN now!!!! |
