| 00:00 - 00:03 | Macan owners want to know why it's taking their Macans so long to ship. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have arrived at the port in Edmen. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Sunshine ACE and Siem Aristostle should be arriving soon. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But the Porsche factory is producing more cars than the boats can ship |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Macans are still waiting on their Burmester amps |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Just borrow some boats from Russia |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and we can ship them the amps later |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | My Rock |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Russia doesn't have any boats to give us |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They've highly underestimated the Ukrainians |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave the room if you own an American, Japanese, Korean, or Italian car. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What are you idiots doing? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Don't you know the service levels Porsche owners expect? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How do we expect them to buy a $10,000 Porsche watch with this dumpster fire?? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They are probably complaining about this on the forums as we speak. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Be quiet. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You guys could have at least fixed the slow throttle response |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | instead of having owners purchase a Pedal Commander. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You would think after a 2nd facelift you would finally get it right |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My leader, we could fix it but we have to meet EPA regulations |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Screw the EPA regulations! People want more GO pedal! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Perhaps we can convince the Americans to purchase the EV Macan. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And on which boats are we going to receive those batteries? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You're completely incompetent! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Next you are going to tell me |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | that we should just should throw in a few extra timing cover bolts |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | in the glovebox instead of just fixing the problem in the first place. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We keep telling people we are raising prices on the 2024 Macan |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | to maintain our "high profit margins" |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But its really just to make up for your stupid mistakes. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should have never put you 2nd in command. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My dog could run this company better than you. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | No i take that back. Harambe could run this company better than you. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | If it weren't for that kid who fell into the zoo pit.... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | May he rest in peace. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But instead I'm left with you 3 stooges to figure out how we are going to ship these cars |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You guys were the same people that told me not to buy Twitter |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But instead Elon Musk did and everything he touches goes to the moon. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And now look at us. We are making EV's trying to be like Tesla. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | What is my legacy going to be? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. He didn't mean what he said about Tesla. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is never what I imagined Porsche would become. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe it's my fault and I pushed you too hard. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Asked too much. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe there is still a glimmer of hope. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We are one of the best technological leaders in the entire world. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe that is the one thing we will be remembered for. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least our website never crashes. |
