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Wellington Council discusses Palestine
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Wellington Council gathers to discuss Palestine and Israel but questions are raised about what they should be focused on.
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Morena. After the karakia and waiata
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we must discuss Palestine.
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But this is our jurisdiction. Wellington.
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Land of public servants and broken pipes
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We are just the council of this small town.
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But Twitter says there are more important things
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Palestine, trans activism, international culture wars.
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Sir, but the ratepayers...We have put their rates up 12.8%
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They might see these as out of our remit
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Water, roads, transport, rubbish collection.
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This is what the people care about.
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Leave this room if you have ever had an independent thought.
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Are all the ratepayers bigots?
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Bigots are not welcome in my city!
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Wellington is inclusive!
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Palestine must be protected and only Wellington Council can do it.
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The people of Wellington must be taught
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about the evil of Israel and Israel people...
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There's a name for them but I can't remember!
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We are tolerant! Inclusive! Kind!
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And the people who disagree with us?
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Banish them! Not in my Poneke!
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Some might say that isn't...tolerant or kind...
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Tolerance and kindness are only for people I like!
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How will we get everyone to think the same?
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Be nice to them? No!
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We cancel them! Threaten their jobs.
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Public humiliation. That is the key.
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Call everyone a racist! Or a Nazi!
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I hear everyone hates those guys...
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They will applaud our virtue signals!
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Praise our rainbow crossings and trans flags!
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They will love our kaupapa!
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Sing our waiata and stand for our karakia!
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They will follow us on TikTok!
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Those TikToks were good, godammit!
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That's it. I'm cancelling fireworks on Matariki!
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There will be no fireworks this Matariki in Pōneke.
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Matariki is a time for reflection and setting intentions.
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This does not require f***ing fireworks!
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Wellington is inclusive! Not fun!
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It is better for everyone to be miserable together!
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That is true inclusiveness.
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F***ing old white men. It's all their fault.
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Marama says they are responsible for all violence.
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She is right. Unless they identify as women, of course.
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Maybe we should ban them from Wellington.
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Anyway, Palestine. Let's hold a hui about it.
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And don't forget to tweet about it.
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