| 00:00 - 00:03 | The exam will be for 75 marks |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It will take 1.5 hours |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There will be nine chapters |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | but eight if we exclude the trig questions |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | This will be easy |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I can make up for P1 |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Yes this looks quite doable |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Edexcel… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Edexcel have done it again |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They made an 11 question paper |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | What the hell was that? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Which crack addict made that? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I will tear him apart personally |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He better start sleeping with one eye open |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Proof was easy |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | but there was no time |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Three marks down the drain like that |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It’s the start of my downfall |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | When it can’t get worse, it literally does |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The boundaries may be low |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It was 55 for an A last year |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The Reddit folk said it was hard |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Screw them, they’re agents of the matrix |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Giving false hope… |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | just for high boundaries |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | At first I was trying to get all As |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | then it was for a pass |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | At this point I might be disowned |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I hope Edexcel feels good about this |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Contributing to homelessness |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Do you realize how many sleepless nights I had |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | just for Edexcel to molest me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This was supposed to save my stats grade |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but Edexcel just wants money |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Useless Jews |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Time ran out before I could complete |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It’s the same story every time |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And the exam officer… |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Just had to countdown for us |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It’s fine if you’re not Grade 12 |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Otherwise it’s do or die |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And in my case… |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I’m dying |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | On my paper… |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | were many tears. They’ll love it. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Those heartless colonizers |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Register for October session |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We’re retaking Maths AS |
