| 00:00 - 00:03 | AP exam scores have finally been released |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | everyone in the room |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and throughout Berlin has received them by now |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our intelligence says they have received your scores |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and they are ready to report |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't need to know all this. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I know I killed the DBQ and SAQs. I definitely passed |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | you...uh.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You did not pass the exam. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You scored a 1. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who passed the exam, leave right now except you 4. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW COULD I FAIL THE EXAM?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I STUDIED SO HARD! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Our team did so well in AP Olympics! Who does CollegeBoard think they are? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I did every Key Concept Packet each quarter! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I watched so much Heimler! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If I have to hear "brain cows getting milked" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ONE MORE TIME! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'LL THROW MYSELF OFF THE BERLIN WALL |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But My Fuhrer, the Berlin Wall doesn't even exist yet, it's 1945 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SERIOUSLY? Are you trying to correct me NOW |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer, maybe you shouldn't have spent so much time on your phone during class |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's not my fault Ms. G is so boring! I hated doing bellwork and AP Classroom! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | She makes stupid "your mom" jokes and give really hard tests |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | DAMN HER AND THOSE STUPID AP GRADERS! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | All I wanted was an easy history class |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and they RUINED IT |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I spent all this time learning about Martin Luther's dumb haircut... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Mary the First thinking she was pregnant but it was just a tumor... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and smelling Napoleon's cologne |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | FOR WHAT?? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I should have bought a review guide earlier and started studying in March! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And maybe I should have paid attention in class more.... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But the AP Classroom answers were so easy to cheat on |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The key concept packets..... I never did them on time.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But they were so long! And everyone procrastinates! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | No wonder I didn't do well! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I wasted 4 hours for nothing. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I should just crawl in a hole a die |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I bet I didn't even get a question about Germany right |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, we both got 5s |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I thought I at least got a 2 |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I guess my chance of going out of state is gone |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | My parents are going to be so upset |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I suck |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | When I opened the exam, I just blanked. I didn't even remember to PEE. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I guess I'll actually have to try next year |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ms. G is going to roast me so hard when I come back in August.... |
