"I am not so childish and snowflake"
225 views • 3/23/2023
Created by @MarkSohai
Special Thanks to @iordermac
Special Tribute to @Jesse/Featherdraw
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our source showed that the shit stirrer guild BeyondReach-- (情报显示，BeyondReach又在搞事情了） |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | is asking all to ds4&fair trade starting last week（那个疯女人让所有人从上周开始全员卷下水道） |
| 00:05 - 00:08 | They recruited some new players from Wechat, spenders I think (听说微信那边还招了几个人，都是氪金大佬） |
| 00:09 - 00:12 | They were never interested in chasing rank (他们一直以来都不参与下水道争霸） |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We still don't know the reasons and intentions of their sudden move (我们还在分析，他们的意图到底是什么) |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | Not gonna be our problem, we just need to worry about trans (问题不大，我们照旧，盯着trans卷就行） |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | Xuan spy that bitch big fuss about retire, we just wait and poach (那个疯女人不是说要退游吗,我们等着挖人就行 |
| 00:24 - 00:27 | But Jere..the sc results for this week just out (但是Jere老大，下水道这周..排名出来了） |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our rank is ... （我们的排名是..） |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | We did win trans, but we rank 2, rank 1 is BeyondReach (我们赢了trans，但是第二..第一是BeyondReach) |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | We lost to BeyondReach by roughly 2k points (我们输了大概2000分） |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Pig lumi, Xuan, Lennon, You three stay, rest leave (你们3个留下，其他人出去) |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!! （干得好什么事！!） |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Lose to that sohai Guild BeyondReach! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That bitch challenged and shamed me in public how many fucking times? (那个臭婊子，公开让我颜面扫地，多少次了？） |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I pretend I don't care, I pretend I don't wanna bother....我表面上毫不在意，云淡风轻(Rhea：哭，Yari：懵) |
| 01:28 - 01:31 | I act like big man and say "I am not so childish and snowflake" （只能岁月静好的样子，说不跟他们计较 |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Because I don't know how to fucking talk back to her with a spine! （因为他奶奶的我人怂嘴笨，根本说不过她！） |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I know 10v10 we are no match, so I have been trying so hard to focus on 50v50 |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | As long as there's something we are rank 1, I can still keep Ama in power. （只要我能保住下水道的名次，就没人能质疑我们的实力 |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | And I have already brought in all the xiaye DPS to support your vision （加上我还把夏夜能打的，都挖过来支持你了） |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck you and fuck your half ass leecher DPS that can't even lotus proper （你丫闭嘴吧，还有脸提那帮45一塌糊涂的菜鸡 |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | TBH I don't know why you talk like that when it is your side ST DMG not enuf (你这话就不妥了，明明是你ama单体伤害不够 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | ST ST ST, I am so sick of your ST bullshit, STFU (单体单体单体，一天到晚就看你在叫单体，赶紧闭嘴吧！） |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I fucking had enough (我他妈的忍你很久了） |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If it wasn't Lumi is good for Lotus (要不是45队需要夜光） |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I would have kicked you long ago just like how BR did (我早就跟BeyondReach一样，把你踢出队了） |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I only regret I can't be like them, and had to give in to your DPS and your influence in xiaye. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The bishops, phantoms, and whatever shit DPS that you brought in.. (你带进来的那些主教幻影，臭鱼烂虾..） |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I tolerated all because they are useful sc mules (我全都忍了，因为他们至少有用能打打下水道） |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The look what happened, BR denied us easily, just by trying for first time! (然后呢？然后BR试一次，就把我们第一占了 |
| 02:17 - 02:24 | And what a waste of time digging wechat last year trying to find a player like Mark |
| 02:27 - 02:30 | Lennon, you, you were in BR chat for months last year (lennon，还有你，去年，在BR的主群呆了几个月 |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | She basically opened the door to give you the opportunity to poach （她根本就是敞开门在欢迎你挖人） |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But what have you achieve? What have you acheive?!! (但是你挖到了谁？挖到了谁？！） |
| 02:41 - 02:44 | No one came, whereas I lost KB, lost Grey, lost Starfantasy （没人来就算了，我还痛失了Kb Grey Starfantasy) |
| 02:44 - 02:48 | And those two motherfucker LK and MoonBeyyyy (还有LK和MoonBeyyy两个操蛋的家伙 |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Refused to join Ama since the very beginning (Zalora全来的时候，就他俩不肯来) |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Give me no face whatsoever (从一开始就一点面子也没给过我） |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And that toxic fucking WAji, fight with me about every fucking thing (那个惹是生非的垃圾Kb, 在Ama的时候天天跟我抬杠) |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | Why he hasn't fucked up BR as the guild destroyer (他去哪哪儿就分裂，怎么还没把BR搞垮！） |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Yari: Rhea别哭了 不怪你 |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Rhea, you did all that you can (Rhea，你已经尽力了） |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You were the first to support my vision, and understood my hatred with trans, by empty Luc's Sirius |
| 03:25 - 03:31 | You contributed most, cutting to Pala help Lotus, 你为了工会45，转了圣骑。其他在座各位，都是垃圾 |
| 03:32 - 03:35 | Especially some ST talker, mouth move only (特别是那些只会唧唧歪歪单体伤害的嘴炮王） |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Back then at least I still have leverage to sabo them, by telling xuan to not run lotus with them. ( |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That time almost cost my friendship with xuan cos he refuses to be so gay (那次还差点得不偿失，把我自己跟xuan的关系搞糊） |
| 03:53 - 03:59 | I guess this is it, we just had to recruit more sc fillers - 结尾彩蛋揭秘，BR这次卷下水道只是为了做出这个视频，再见～ |
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