MPT Reacts

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Medical Properties Trust reacts to the nasty short sellers and their antics.

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00:00 - 00:03The nasty short sellers have encircled us.
00:04 - 00:05Hedgeye has visited the Texarkana wasteland
00:05 - 00:07...and found the gravestone in Birmingham
00:08 - 00:12Viceroy has fucked our plans with SHCI in Europe
00:12 - 00:15And that bastard, Chanos, is shitting on REITs from his cave in New York
00:17 - 00:19Move cash around. Increase the dividend.
00:19 - 00:21They'll fuck off.
00:24 - 00:26Mr. Aldag
00:27 - 00:28There's...
00:31 - 00:33There's no cash to move & we're leveraged to the tits.
00:34 - 00:36We're a bee's dick away from insolvency
00:53 - 00:58Everyone leave the room except Ed Jr., Claude & Hamner
01:13 - 01:15Gentlemen, we are FUCKED!
01:15 - 01:17No one was supposed to find us balls deep in Steward with Ralph
01:18 - 01:23"Don't keep all the eggs in one fucking basket."
01:25 - 01:28Doesn't mean "go find a shittier basket"
01:29 - 01:31Or invest the net worth of Guam with Ralph De La Torre
01:31 - 01:34Who, by the way, can't keep anything SS (Super Secret).
01:34 - 01:37As soon as we give him a new fucking loan
01:37 - 01:40He buys a new fucking yacht
01:40 - 01:42Mr Aldag, it was just a modest fishing vesse-
01:42 - 01:46It cost more than a hospital in Texas!
01:46 - 01:48Mr Aldag, not the hospitals we buy.
01:48 - 01:52What you pay for them and what they're worth are not the same thing, Claude.
01:53 - 01:54WE'RE A REIT!
01:56 - 01:57We collect rent, neglect properties,
01:57 - 02:00and find new tenants when ours fail.
02:00 - 02:03Why the fuck are we giving them loans?!
02:04 - 02:08Why the fuck did we IPO, Hamner?
02:08 - 02:13We could have registered as a charity. Never paid tax
02:14 - 02:16Never had to deal with fucking short sellers.
02:17 - 02:21We could have ruled Birmingham, unchallenged, with an iron fist! Like Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29We could have had nice things.
02:30 - 02:34$500m office , with the Alamaba football bar.
02:34 - 02:36Totally fucking unnecessary.
02:41 - 02:42I wanted it.
02:43 - 02:47And the indignity of losing to a bunch of teenagers, a social worker, and a blogger.
02:48 - 02:53The country club will never let me in.
02:54 - 02:56They're laughing at me right now.
02:56 - 02:59The $90m I cashed out can't buy class.
03:00 - 03:02I can't even get a VIP car park at Bass Pro.
03:04 - 03:07We can get into the country club without them.
03:14 - 03:16It's important we discuss the fall guy.
03:19 - 03:23I'm too fuckable and handsome.
03:25 - 03:26Claude will squeal like a pig.
03:31 - 03:33It'll have to be you, Hamner.
03:40 - 03:46You get down to church and you do some praying today.
03:46 - 03:49We're a the mercy of our last remaining hope.
03:53 - 03:56Call Brad Thomas.