MPT Reacts
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Medical Properties Trust reacts to the nasty short sellers and their antics.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The nasty short sellers have encircled us. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Hedgeye has visited the Texarkana wasteland |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...and found the gravestone in Birmingham |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Viceroy has fucked our plans with SHCI in Europe |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And that bastard, Chanos, is shitting on REITs from his cave in New York |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Move cash around. Increase the dividend. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They'll fuck off. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Aldag |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There's... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There's no cash to move & we're leveraged to the tits. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We're a bee's dick away from insolvency |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room except Ed Jr., Claude & Hamner |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Gentlemen, we are FUCKED! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | No one was supposed to find us balls deep in Steward with Ralph |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | "Don't keep all the eggs in one fucking basket." |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Doesn't mean "go find a shittier basket" |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Or invest the net worth of Guam with Ralph De La Torre |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Who, by the way, can't keep anything SS (Super Secret). |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | As soon as we give him a new fucking loan |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He buys a new fucking yacht |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr Aldag, it was just a modest fishing vesse- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It cost more than a hospital in Texas! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr Aldag, not the hospitals we buy. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What you pay for them and what they're worth are not the same thing, Claude. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WE'RE A REIT! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We collect rent, neglect properties, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and find new tenants when ours fail. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Why the fuck are we giving them loans?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why the fuck did we IPO, Hamner? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We could have registered as a charity. Never paid tax |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Never had to deal with fucking short sellers. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We could have ruled Birmingham, unchallenged, with an iron fist! Like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We could have had nice things. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | $500m office , with the Alamaba football bar. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Totally fucking unnecessary. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I wanted it. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And the indignity of losing to a bunch of teenagers, a social worker, and a blogger. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The country club will never let me in. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They're laughing at me right now. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The $90m I cashed out can't buy class. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I can't even get a VIP car park at Bass Pro. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We can get into the country club without them. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's important we discuss the fall guy. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm too fuckable and handsome. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Claude will squeal like a pig. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It'll have to be you, Hamner. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You get down to church and you do some praying today. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We're a the mercy of our last remaining hope. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Call Brad Thomas. |