UND Booster Reacts To NCAA Bracket

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Longtime UND financial booster is made aware of the 2023 NCAA Men's Hockey Bracket.

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00:00 - 00:03The bracket for the NCAA tournament is out.
00:03 - 00:05Quinnipiac is in number one seed in Bridgeport.
00:05 - 00:07Michigan is number one in Manchester.
00:08 - 00:12Denver is number one seed in Allentown.
00:12 - 00:15And Minnesota is overall top seed in Fargo.
00:17 - 00:19So, whom do the Sioux
00:19 - 00:21play against in the first round?
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer-
00:27 - 00:29The Fighting Hawks-
00:31 - 00:33The Fighting Hawks are not in the tournament.
00:34 - 00:37They scored too low in the pairwise.
00:53 - 00:58Clear the room. Except Berry, Jackson, Goehring, and Armacost
01:13 - 01:15What do you mean we didn't make the tournament?!
01:15 - 01:17This is UND! We are always in the tournament!
01:18 - 01:23Each spring I plan my whole life on where...
01:24 - 01:28...we will go watch the Sioux in the tournament.
01:29 - 01:31We pack our bags...
01:31 - 01:34...full of our Sioux shirts, hats, and green beads...
01:34 - 01:37...and descend upon these big cities...
01:37 - 01:40...and make a complete ass of ourselves!
01:40 - 01:42But Sir, we can still do that this year in Fargo.
01:42 - 01:46No we cannot! It is not the same!
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer- Fargo is not very far away.
01:48 - 01:52If the Sioux are not playing in the tournament...
01:53 - 01:54...then I have nothing left!
01:56 - 01:57My whole life wraps this hockey team.
01:57 - 02:00I have more pride in this team...
02:00 - 02:03...than I do my own children!
02:04 - 02:08Do you realize how many dance recitals,
02:08 - 02:13band concerts, science fairs, parent-teacher conferences...
02:14 - 02:17...and t-ball games I have skipped to watch...
02:17 - 02:21UND hockey games?!
02:27 - 02:29My children don't know how to skate.
02:30 - 02:34And I have no one to blame but for myself.
02:34 - 02:37Thus, I live vicariously through the Sioux.
02:40 - 02:43This is the only reason I live in this shit-hole state
02:43 - 02:47There is nothing to do here, besides farm beets!
02:48 - 02:53UND hockey is all I have to live for.
02:54 - 02:56I cannot wait a whole summer for the new season.
02:56 - 02:59Instead I'm left in this shitty town...
03:00 - 03:04...where they think the Olive Garden is fine dining!
03:04 - 03:09He's not serious. The Olive Garden is a very nice place to eat.
03:14 - 03:18UND hockey is supposedly the best in the nation.
03:19 - 03:24Yet we never recruit anyone from within North Dakota...
03:25 - 03:30...that grew-up west of I-29.
03:31 - 03:34They may as well be Minnesotans.
03:40 - 03:46Not even putting on my Holy Cross jersey...
03:46 - 03:50...can make me feel better right now.
03:53 - 03:56Also, I never graduated from UND.