| 00:00 - 00:03 | The bracket for the NCAA tournament is out. |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | Quinnipiac is in number one seed in Bridgeport. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Michigan is number one in Manchester. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Denver is number one seed in Allentown. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Minnesota is overall top seed in Fargo. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So, whom do the Sioux |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | play against in the first round? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer- |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | The Fighting Hawks- |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Fighting Hawks are not in the tournament. |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | They scored too low in the pairwise. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Clear the room. Except Berry, Jackson, Goehring, and Armacost |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean we didn't make the tournament?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is UND! We are always in the tournament! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Each spring I plan my whole life on where... |
| 01:24 - 01:28 | ...we will go watch the Sioux in the tournament. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We pack our bags... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ...full of our Sioux shirts, hats, and green beads... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ...and descend upon these big cities... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ...and make a complete ass of ourselves! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir, we can still do that this year in Fargo. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No we cannot! It is not the same! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer- Fargo is not very far away. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If the Sioux are not playing in the tournament... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ...then I have nothing left! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | My whole life wraps this hockey team. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I have more pride in this team... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ...than I do my own children! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Do you realize how many dance recitals, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | band concerts, science fairs, parent-teacher conferences... |
| 02:14 - 02:17 | ...and t-ball games I have skipped to watch... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | UND hockey games?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My children don't know how to skate. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And I have no one to blame but for myself. |
| 02:34 - 02:37 | Thus, I live vicariously through the Sioux. |
| 02:40 - 02:43 | This is the only reason I live in this shit-hole state |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | There is nothing to do here, besides farm beets! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | UND hockey is all I have to live for. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I cannot wait a whole summer for the new season. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Instead I'm left in this shitty town... |
| 03:00 - 03:04 | ...where they think the Olive Garden is fine dining! |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | He's not serious. The Olive Garden is a very nice place to eat. |
| 03:14 - 03:18 | UND hockey is supposedly the best in the nation. |
| 03:19 - 03:24 | Yet we never recruit anyone from within North Dakota... |
| 03:25 - 03:30 | ...that grew-up west of I-29. |
| 03:31 - 03:34 | They may as well be Minnesotans. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Not even putting on my Holy Cross jersey... |
| 03:46 - 03:50 | ...can make me feel better right now. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Also, I never graduated from UND. |
