| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I said, 'Sam, come on, you're up front today!' |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Try and win some headers |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I know you are small but do your best |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | The game starts and he runs around a bit |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | 20 minutes gone and he's down injured |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | What a surprise |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | GO'D already warmed up |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | He knew it was coming |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Everyone did |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Go on then GO'D. Save my job |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Tyler will be on second half |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | He'll help you |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Anyway 2 minutes later |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Cam gives away a penalty |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | We're 1-0 down |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | I should change something |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | But why bother? |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | 5 minutes later and it's 2-0 |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | They've walked it in |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | They lost 5 of their last 6 too! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | They lost to Burton |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Like we did |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Although they managed to score |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Anyway then we get a free kick |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I shout 'Let Marcus take it!' |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Straight into the bowlplex! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I turned to Shorty |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I said 'do you think he got a strike?' |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Anyway then it's half time |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | The fans are shouting 'Robbo out!' |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | I said to Leon |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | 'Not fucking likely!' |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | They haven't seen my contract! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Anyway, it also turns out that Tiger has flown over |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I bet he's impressed |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | I'll tell him 'injuries!' |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Injuries, yeah |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | All these injured players I signed |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Turns out they're injured, Tiger |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | So then, half-time team talk |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | I've looked round the room |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I've said 'you lads are lucky I haven't sent you to Port Vale' |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Like Jack and Matty |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | There will be a meeting tomorrow |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | They'll talk about sacking me |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | I'll just walk in and say |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Nah you're alright, I don't fancy that |
