| 00:00 - 00:03 | Good Morning My Fuhrer |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We Have A Problem |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Which Requires Attention |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Players Players Are Unhappy With The Pay 2 Win Gap |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Our Profits Are Down 40% |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Just Add Another P2W Update |
| 00:22 - 00:23 | *Stares* |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Whales... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Even The Whales Aren't Coining |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You Gem Wiped them |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone Except David, Chen, and Kenny - FUCK OFF |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the FUCK IS THIS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | NOT COINING?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT NOW! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | HOW WILL I BUY MY LAMBOS? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | NOT COINING!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They're our Cows |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And It's Your Job To Collect The Milk |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It's A Simple Fuckin Job |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer The P2W Gap Is Too Big |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | P2W GAP MY FUCKIN ASS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Furher, The Players Are Upset |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Since When Do We Care About The Players? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FUCKIN IDIOTS! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Add Another P2W Update |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Make it Cost 50k To Max |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The Whales Will Have No Choice |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why Do You Think I Gem Wiped Those Idiots? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They're Going to Coin For Them Again! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I Wanted New Lambos |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And That's How You Milk The Cows |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Do You Know Who We Are? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We're Fuckin Top Games Baby |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We Make Money Baby! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Unhappy Players |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | There's NOTHING I Care About LESS Than Our Players |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just Get Those Idiots To Spend Again |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I Want to Buy a Bugatti |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | On a Daily Basis |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Get The Fuck On It |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's Ok, Fuck The Servers |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe It's Time |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | K45 Has Been On My Mind |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | For Some Time |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I Think That's The Way |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Get The Developers On K45 First Thing In The Morning |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Make Sure It's Painful |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck The Player |
