Maryland reacts to losing Harbor
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Locksley learns Harbor chose South Carolina instead of Maryland
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've deployed all 50 of our |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | fans that attend football games |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | at WaWa gas stations around DC |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If Harbor stops for gas without be carjacked |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | our devout few will begin singing Maryland, my Maryland |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Whatever you do |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | don't let him speak with Beamer |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Coach Locksley |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Harbor |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Harbor committed to South Carolina |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He announced on ESPN |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you dropped a Crystal Ball for anyone but Maryland leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell happened |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You clowns told me he was a lock |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | we fed him fresh crab cakes |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We've got Under Armour |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | you promised me |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | the kids loved our helmets |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I left New Mexico for this shit ? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I could at least get a steak in Albuquerque |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Coach his girlfriend is a Gamecock |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | but we've got a turtle for a mascot, top that |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Coach Locksley, Beamer wears sunglasses |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a shit if he brings his dog to recruit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We're Maryland |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Excuses, Excuses, that all |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I ever hear from you these days |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | So what if they have 85,000 fans at games |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | we have 15,000 at our games |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Have you seen their 247 message board? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | they've got J_Moo |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Don't they know we're in the BIG10 now? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Look at Bielema at Illinois |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I could've been the fat coach, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | the fat coach that wins |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Instead, I'm praying |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | we don't have to play Purdue again |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They better not take Indiana, Rutgers |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and Northwestern off our schedule |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Just watch the Big10 office screw us |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and give us UCLA and Southern Cal |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's okay we have lacrosse |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | we can recover from this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | we still have Umeozulu and |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Big Tree coming |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We'll lock the state down |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe we'll get some cool new uniforms |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or chrome helmets |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I miss the Mountain West |