| 00:00 - 00:03 | It is pretty simple |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We ban all high libido men |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and women here in the sub. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | This way we can be assured that |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | everyone's bedroom remains dead. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's good, that's good. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Our sub will take control of all the relationship subs. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My moderator: |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | r/BanfromDB is making fun of us again |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | and making funny memes we can't compete with. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I think we're in a meme right now. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any users who have had sex in the 2020's, leave here now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WE MADE A NEW RULE! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL THAT STUPID SUB |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AND NOW THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF US MORE NOW THAN EVER! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ALMOST 30 PEOPLE HAVE JOINED SINCE WE MADE THE RULE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | BANNED'S MODS ARE MEME GODS. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WE EVEN TRIED SENDING OVER THE MGC |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | TO DOWNVOTE EVERYTHING |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND IT DOES NOTHING TO STOP THEM! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We've been doing a lot of nuisance reporting-- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YEAH, TO THE POSTS MADE BY THEIR MODS! THEY'RE NOT TAKING DOWN SHIT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But the Terri Gang will cause havoc and chaos |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | SHE MADE A STUPID THREAT ABOUT RAPE AND NOW SHE'S BANNED THERE. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | AND DO YOU THINK A SIMP |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | AND A FEW WINE MOMS ARE GOING TO STOP THEM? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | THEIR MEME GAME IS DANK AS FUCK AND WE HAVE NOTHING! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THE MGC ONLY KNOWS STUPID MIDDLE SCHOOL TAUNTS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | THOSE MGC IDIOTS AREN'T BEING LISTENED TO ANYMORE! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND THE HIGH-LIBIDOED SWINE ARE GAINING POPULARITY AND STRENGTH |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AT BANNED AND AT HLC! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | DOWNVOTE CAMPAIGNS? DOWNVOTE CAMPAIGNS? THEY'RE FUCKING USELESS! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Do you think it's going to do |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | a damn thing when their meme game is tight? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | THEIR MODS ARE TOO FUNNY. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'LL TELL YOU SEXLESS IDIOTS |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | YOUR BRAINS ARE MORE SHRUNK THAN THE DICK AND BALLS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | OF A DUDE GOING SWIMMING AT THE JERSEY SHORE IN JANUARY |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | DRY IRONY? MORE LIKE A GIRL'S PUSSY |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | AT A COMBO BITCOIN AND PROG ROCK CONVENTION. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THE MGC ASSES HAVE NOTHING! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, they don't have a Ph.D. We still do. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We have to face it. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The new rule does nothing at all. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | HL people |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | get banned and are stronger than ever. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I don't know about the rest of you wankers. But I'm going to watch a marathon |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | of My Little Pony Cartoons from the 1980s. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The new ones are too edgy for me. |
