| 00:00 - 00:03 | Conna I'm going to go over dzone coverage |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You and Leon |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | need to come back |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You need to cover the slot |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Leon the defenseman on his side |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't like that |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I can't get a breakaway if I'm there |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Conna our blueline |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | sucks and |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Skinner has PTSD from all the shots |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Nurse can't play defense |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Nurse is underpaid |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You all |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | suck as coaches |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | my team mates smell like butt |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Leon and me |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're lovers |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Are the only trophy winners here |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Pool Party is terrible |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Yamamoto sucks |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He's better then Guadreau |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shaddap Lowe |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Like a Viper |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm tired of dragging this crap |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | around the ice |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We need more powerplays |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We need a diving coach |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Call Bettman |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Tell him we deserve more |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | game management calls |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We don't need defense |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If we get constant powerplays |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You will do as I say |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Or I'm calling my agent |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I hate my house |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I bang my head on |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | the ceiling all the time |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | when I'm playing backetball alone |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and my agent told me that |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | my sweat pant suit concept |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | would sell like wildfire |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | God, they're ugly |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | That's it I give up |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm calling my agent |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Edmonton =ng2 |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I deserve better |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Enjoy your rebuild bitches |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You all suck |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm outtie |
