| 00:00 - 00:03 | The party will be in Brenham. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | News is trickling in |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | about the attendees. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All of the women that we have invited will be coming, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we will have ample beer to drink. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about the dudes? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It's not a party without hot dudes. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Eadam, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | none of the men... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | none of them have responded to the invitation. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We may not have any hot dudes. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room, except for Jekl, Butt Man, and 3000. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fucking shit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What do you mean no dudes! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Homosexual intercourse is impossible without hot dudes!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The entire objective of this party |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | was for me to have sex with men! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | My name is Eadam and I have sex with MEN! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Not a bunch of goddamned women |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | who don't even have dicks! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Eadam we tried to get them |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING BREEDER |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Eadam, none of the dudes responded. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then go to their fucking house and drag them out! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I WANT MEN |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Big, strong, good looking men. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Men who will perform sexual acts with me. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Oiled up men from the Top Gun video. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What part of "I, Eadam, prefer men" do you not understand? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The entire point of this party was for me to have sex with lots of men! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I require homosexuality. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I also demand homosexuality from everyone I meet. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Hot dudes are what I live for. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Hot dudes deep with my soul |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and deep within my ass. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What a travesty. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What a fucking bullshit travesty that I must submit to this. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All I wanted was a bunch of hot dudes to have sex with. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And now I'll be forced to see breasts. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Women's breasts, and asses too! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It's all a bunch of bullshit. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, we'll find another party. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I've been betrayed. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Betrayed by the idea of an impossible dream. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Hot dudes. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This is Duckett's fault. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | When I die, I wanted it to be in the throes of homosexual passion. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | This was my vision. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now I must jerk off. |
