| 00:00 - 00:02 | Daniel Hills is a sex offender |
| 00:03 - 00:03 | A sex offender |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's true |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | I've seen his ankle tag |
| 00:06 - 00:08 | So its Old Boys, Bennett |
| 00:08 - 00:09 | JB, please |
| 00:09 - 00:11 | What are your plans this weekend? |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | Ah well |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | To see the calibre of these freshers |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | What do you mean by that? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | To see how well they can use their cues |
| 00:22 - 00:25 | If they know where to put their balls |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | There look to be some fine boys |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | Good drinkers all |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | But I'm too old now |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And they'd have no interest |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | I bet they're not even 18 |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | They're all at least 18 |
| 00:38 - 00:39 | What? |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | They're all legal |
| 00:41 - 00:42 | They're legal? |
| 00:42 - 00:43 | You're pulling my leg |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | And they're all "straight" |
