| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein fuhrer Andy, our season is lost |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | At 1-10, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | theres no hope of playoffs |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Keeping Taylor was a huge mistake, and we drafted like shit |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Henderson even got cut |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about our Mixon trade |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He put up 50 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Andy |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mixon is concussed |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Samaje Perine got 3 tds |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You left him on waivers |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but Clo and Ewing, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You know I cant be bothered to know anything |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The LEG is just too good |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I get bent over every trade |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I've got Kadarius Toney on my roster |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The one year the browns are relevant |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I couldn't even get Kareem Hunt |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I had to settle for fucking David Njoku |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I couldnt even get a VP until week 9 |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We might avoid the Hornsby |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We won the hornsby by week two |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Theres still 6 weeks left |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | 6 weeks of being LEG bitch |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | 1-13 |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I might as well move to New Orleans |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Grow my hair out and start dating Old men |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Maybe they'd know who to fucking draft |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | !I couldnt even get a VP until week 9 |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Theres nothing left for me to play for |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All I'm asking for is a little attention |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Zach and John and Fanny |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even Brian mitchell |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They've still got playoff hopes |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Ive got to do something |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Something to show I'm still playing |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Pull off one last move |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The deadline is coming up this week |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You guys have always been immoral |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Willing to destroy the integrity of the league |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Collude and cheat |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It okay, we'll replace him with Tom |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Okay, lets blow it up |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I cant make it too obvious, we'll have to keep Toney |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Itll be Mixon |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Package him with Kamara |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Ship em off to you Clo for some "keeper value". I'll throw in Wilson for free |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We'll keep saying it's for next draft |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now they'll respect me |
