Hitler Reacts to news of Twitter
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Hitler's quarterly portfolio review does not go well as Mastodon membership swells.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | The market has broken down along a wide front. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They've taken ZOOM down south |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and are attacking social media stocks. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They're abandoning the tech space, cloud names and Palintir. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Meta has collapsed and TSLA has broken chart support. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Elon's will bring it under control. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He's a genius. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Elon... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Elon bought TWTR. He wasn't able to |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | break the deal. Elon closed. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following stay here: Keitel, Jodi, Krebs and Burgdorf. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That was an order! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Elon's cancellation was an order! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Buying a failed third rate social media company |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | it cannot even make money. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The bankers, everybody |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | has been lying to me. Even the stans! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Our CEOs are just disloyal posers. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Unqualified attention seekers. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer I cannot permit you to insult the stans. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No one will pay for this twaddle. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, this is outrageous! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Our CEOs are the laughing stock of the internet! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Only private jets! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Years at school |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | just to learn to tweet toilet jokes! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Infantile boy jokes and messing with garbage. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | For years, the financiers have |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | hindered my plans! They've put every kind of obstacle in my way! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What I should have done is make up |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | full self driving and promise it is around the corner each year. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I should have built billions in market cap like in an academy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | with airy promises. A light of civilization. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Trucks that don't work and robots. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Far right. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | For I am the genius of this movement and the first stan. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Furthermore, did not Goethe prophesize my coming? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What a monstrous betrayal |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | what about the big mission? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Betrayal after a $56 billion bonus! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Gerda, I secretly bought some Berkshire. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | ARKK has fallen to dust. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Under these circumstances, I no longer |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | believe in the mission. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The trick is over. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But gentlemen, if you believe I am ever going to sell |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | BBBY, you are seriously mistaken. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'd rather sell AMC. Do what you like. |
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