| 00:00 - 00:02 | WEY AYE, MAN! |
| 00:03 - 00:03 | Cheers for the easy 3 points |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | wankers |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | What did those northern monkeys want? |
| 00:06 - 00:08 | Directions back to Newcastle |
| 00:08 - 00:09 | What did you make of the performance? |
| 00:09 - 00:11 | To be honest you were best watching it drunk |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | Drunk? |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | Best to be smacked off your tits with meth! |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | Do you think Ralph is the man for the job? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | He has been here 4 years |
| 00:22 - 00:25 | and he still doesnt know what his best team is! |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | he plays wingers at full back |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | with full backs sat on the bench |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | sold my favourite player Oriel |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he would have solved the goalscoring issues |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | 20 goals a season |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | Have you heard Hasenhuttl just got fired? |
| 00:38 - 00:39 | what |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | Ralphs been given the boot |
| 00:41 - 00:42 | for real? |
| 00:42 - 00:43 | you winding me up? |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | Selles is in charge for the next game |
