| 00:00 - 00:03 | Thousands are leaving Twitter now Elon Musk has taken over. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Musk’s laissez-faire attitude to misinformation |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and his truly terrible tweets |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | have seen Stephen King and Shonda Rhimes sodding off. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Even Alex Winter has deactivated his account |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is not a problem. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Musk is bringing in the $8 blue tick. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The $8 Blue Tick |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The $8 Blue Tick has made Musk a laughing stock. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It could sound Twitter's death-knell |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following stay here: Keitel, Jodl, Krips and Burgdorf. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The bird was meant to be free! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Musk promised to free the bird! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | "Let's disseminate right wing news without establishment bias!" |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Oh, it's just another gimcrack shitshow like Tesla! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Another piss poor bullshit moonshot |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | "Oh yeah, I'm like some supercool tech bro SS!"!" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You can fuck off with that frat house billionaire horseshit! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He only bought this roiling hellsite because of a Twitter lawsuit! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, Elon's commitment to unfettered free speech... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Enough with that crap! The man is an incompetent idiot! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer! In order to promulgate national socialist ideals |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Aren't you bored of this horseshit? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Do you not realise what Twitter is for? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's for cat videos. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It's for endless variations on the same daft meme. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "What is your favourite Simpsons quote?" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | "I'm feeling a bit sad today." "So am I!" |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The Ramones live at Arturo's Loft in 1975 |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and for making fun of deluded fascists like me and Elon Musk! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Go to Parler if you want to chat about "racial politics". With Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why can't things be nice anymore? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why can't Twitter just carry on being friendly and daft? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I like it when we all watch Bake Off together and make silly jokes. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Nigella Lawson and Brooks Otterlake. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Musk will never understand that because he has no sense of humour! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Did you see his fucking "let that sink in" joke?! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The sad egocentric goon. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I used to think M.I.A was bad but Oy! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He has no-one to tell him when he's being a right-wing megalomaniac |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Calm down, Gerda. That's irony. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Yes, I'm aware of the irony |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | How can I stay on Twitter under these circumstances? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Instagram is worse. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think this means I'm leaving |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You're wrong. I'd rather put a bullet in my head. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I should probably post something about Strictly. |
