| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sabre wants a new website, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | SCECA just signed a huge contract with us, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and Walt Whitman still hasn't launched. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Constructive alone has occupied Harry and Luis for 30 hours a week |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and though we lost Acelero, they are still making flyer changes. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | GB Net can manage all of this. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | GB Net can manage all of this. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Rappa |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We switched to Teamwork. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | GB Net fell too far behind. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following will stay in the room: Jesse, Brendan, Harry, & Luis |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the fucking fuck? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Teamwork? My Laravel boilerplate basically has Teamwork built in! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All you had to do was ask. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I go mountain climbing for 2 short weeks |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and this is what I return to? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You have the world's most in-demand Laravel dev in your Slack |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and all you do is send him pointless Fund the First updates. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Rappa we were just worried it would stress you out! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Stress? I'm a workaholic! I sleep on ambulances! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You sounded really busy at your new job! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I could have built GB Net 4 during lunch, Luis. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Who's idea was this? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Let me guess, it was Harry! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Who never would have been at GB if not for me! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Always looking for the most efficient solution... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If only he knew the pain and suffering |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | of a backend developer |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | when front end developers get all the glory... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | which is still only a fraction of the praise Brendan and Justin get. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Jesse, how could you green light this? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I thought we had a bond. We were Jeep buddies. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All those Speedway sodas and for what? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and to think... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | there was a cutout of MY FACE on your fridge! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | There are eight... EIGHT Rappa emojis in Slack |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and still my masterpiece was abandoned. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I had plenty of time for a big project |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | but you squandered it on Bed Fillers! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Allison, he barely knows you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | One thing is clear: |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I need to raise my rates... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | again. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Rappa numbers aren't enough. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Who can say where the road goes... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | where the day flows... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Only time. |
