| 00:00 - 00:05 | So my friend asks me: Hey Risitas, what's Hololive?! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | So I start looking around in my Hard Drive. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | The fucking thing's riddled with countless Hololive lewds. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Finally, Haachama recommends a picture to me. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I showed him Gura's feet and that's all it took. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Her feet. |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Her feet! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Now he's never gonna fucking get out of this rabbit hole! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | He's STUCK! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Now, he's subscribed to every single fucking Hololive channel! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Fucking Yagoo should just hire me to bring him more fans! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | I'll just send them all feet pics! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | That's not all! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | HE'S LOOKING FOR PICS RIGHT NOW! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | I'm not shitting you! I'm not! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | It's all over for him! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Her FEET! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | My god, if only life was THAT easy! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Just throw off your shoes! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | NOW he wants to see them in EVERYTHING! You WISH you had it this easy! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | So now...Now he, like... |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Has a fucking Gura feet shrine in his ROOM! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Well, okay, it's actually not THAT weird.... |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I mean, I have a fuckin' Watame bikini statue in my room. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | No, seriously. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Oh, you can see her feet too. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Her feet. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | They need to copyright this. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Seriously, I'd make buck just by randomly mentioning Hololive feet to everyone I know. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Her feet... |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Oh, and... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Her bikini. |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | SERIOUSLY YAGOO, HIRE ME! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | I'll make you as rich as Donald Trump overnight using FEET! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | He's never getting out, NEVER! He's stuck down here with us forever! That's all it fuckin' took! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | That's it?... |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | THAT'S IT! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I guess I better find some more feet pics! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | If only, if only... |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Oh my god, one more thing...One more thing. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What is it you wanna say? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Well, ya know, I just *choke* wanna say that it's not all lewds with Hololive. They're also skilled idols, you know. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | If you can look up for more than than two seconds...Which even I struggle with. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | They're adorable and wholesome, ya know? |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | ...Until the shoes come off. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Then it's all about them lewds! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | So yeah; Go sub to every Hololive channel now! You won't regret it! |
