Chris Hipkins hears about Kiri Allan bullying allegations
1,833 views • 6/30/2023
Chris Hipkins deals with another ministerial crisis and contemplates a new team.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Unfortunately there is another Cabinet drama. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We thought the problem was contained to DOC |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But it seems to have spread to other depts. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Parliament's best known open secret, is no longer secret. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The beltway echo chamber has been breached. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I thought the best known open secret was... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Peeni's...you know... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Prime Minister |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Kiri Allan's |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Kiri Allan's bullying has become public knowledge. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The public servants spoke to Andrea Vance... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave now if you think we should pay attention to the Francis Review. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Another minister in the news! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Jacinda didn't leave me a Cabinet, she left a dumpster fire! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'm not coming back! I'm staying in China! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | My Cabinet is as useless one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I bet Xi Jinping doesn't have to deal with this sh!t. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Tell Kiri to get out there and deny it! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | "There were no formal allegations!" |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That is her line. Repeat it! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Prime Minister, Simeon Brown is digging around... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I hate that man-child and his written questions. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | There's a text message that the top brass are trying to hide but... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Why does someone always put it in writing!? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is what we will do! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Pull the mental health card. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Say "we do things differently on the East Coast" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Call everyone a racist and a misogynist. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And a homophobe. Kiri's got a full house. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Tell her deny and minimise. Gaslight the public servants! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | F*** the Francis Review! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | None of you stand next to her when she fronts the media. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't afford to lose anymore ministers if she goes down. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I knew was inheriting a mess, but Christ at this rate... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Megan & Grant will have to take half the portfolios each. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I only just gave Michael's Associate Finance to Kiri! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Am I supposed to give it to Kelvin Davis now? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Oh wait, he can't even make a sad speech about abused kids. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Secrets for the boys Stuart, waka jumping Meka... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Jan "High degree of negligence" Tinetti |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Lord Farquaad of Lambton Quay Michael Wood |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesnt even remember you're in Cabinet Priyanca. Don't worry. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Might just call Harry Tam... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Get the Mongrel Mob to replace the entire Cabinet. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And the Labour Party. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Then no one would complain about Shouty Kiri. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Is this the only thing Simeon is asking about? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Let me know if he starts asking other questions. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | There is that other thing we've been hiding... |
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