| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuhrer the 10 year bond yield is rising |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It has surpassed 1.6% |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and it is rapidly approaching 1.7% |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | by the end of the day it might reach 1.75% or even 1.8% |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we do not know how do to stop it. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | J-Pow will speak to the press. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That will fix everything. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | J-Pow... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | J-Pow has already held several press conferences. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Our SPACs are still being annihilated. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who can no longer afford to buy the dip leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why do we give a shit about bond yields? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | J-Pow said 20 times he won't raise interest rates! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How can we possibly save our portfolios from this bloodbath?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THCB is falling and SNPR is back to NAV! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and don't get me started on GIK! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Every EV-related SPAC is completely imploding! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why did I ever follow "DD" from a stranger on the internet?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | These companies are shit! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I cannot allow you to insult Herr Reeser... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What about THCB then?! Some Chinese battery manufacturer? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | THCB's American, it's a common misconception. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Have you even seen the Microvast website? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's fucking embarassing. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And what about PSTH? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I paid $20 for "top tier management" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and I may be stuck eating $5 pedophile sandwiches?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | For weeks all I've heard is "BUY THE DIP" |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | but everything KEEPS FUCKING DIPPING! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'd have done better liquidating my entire life savings |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and putting it all in GameStop after that tweet from Elon! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least I know no matter what happens |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I can always count on Chamath's premium SPACs. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | IPOF will never fail us! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Has he tweeted recently?! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He declared himself the next Warren Buffet! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Perhaps IPOF might drop to $14, but it simply cannot go lower! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Even $13 I could understand! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But it is simply not possible that IPOF can trade below $12! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He is supposed to be the Kings of SPACs! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Stop crying I'm sure your April calls will be fine. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My portfolio is devastated. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | How can I call myself a r/SPACs "Contributor" under these circumstances? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | What if SPACs are dead? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No. There's only one way forward... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can't possibly live the rest of my life investing in boomer stocks and boring mutual funds. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I must abandon my ethical objections to MLM. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm investing with SHAQ. |
