Equestria at War's SOLID CODE
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Equestria at War's code is really good and high quality, but...
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | Suddenly Scroup calls me: 'Clippy! Get Greneclyf ready!' |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 'You gotta get it ready for release!' |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I panicked. The country wasn't ready at all. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Most of the localisation was missing, and there were incomplete events. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | But TZO's code was 'solid'. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | SOLID CODE! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Solid code... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | We all thought TZO's code was actually functional! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Solid code... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | When I tried it out, the initial trade crisis allowed you to fail it but do different paths! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | You could go both supremacist and harmonist |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | so you got redundant societal upgrades! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Could you believe it? |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | TZO's code was shit! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | We found that DED and NCH |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | were both screwed! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Solid code... |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Actual spaghetti code. |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | It was all spaghetti code. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Yard had to work on it so much and was so mad. He needed multiple patches! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | NCH was removed |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | because it was fucking broken. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No, but for real, it was a serious issue. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We had to try to get NCH properly released. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I was practically on suicide watch. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | But TZO said that it was fine...! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | 'Fine.' |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | He insisted that the issues were minor. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | 'Just work on the loc, I'll handle the code. Don't worry.' |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Solid code... |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | He- he said... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | SOLID. |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | He made me think that he had everything |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | under control with the broken code and non-functional paths. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | So I let him work on it, believing his bullcrap excuses and solutions. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | You let him...? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | I let him! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He disappeared before Greneclyf was fixed! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | I was shitting myself. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | This is what I got for not doing the code myself. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Well, your code is good, yeah? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I mean, it takes a long while for me, since I'm not really a coder |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | after all, I'm a localiser first and a GFX artist second. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Man, that shit's easy by comparison. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | But now we've got 'SOLID CODE'. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | TZO's left us a gem: |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | whenever people bitch at us about broken code, we can just reply with 'SOLID CODE, NO CHANGE'! |