If Wilson Lands in Chicago
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We find the Green Bay HQ learning of Russell Wilson being traded to Chicago.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | The 2020 Packers season was strong |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We expect to easily defeat |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | both Minnesota and Detroit in 2021. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We expect to make the Super Bowl next year in LA |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we think we can win, Mr. Rodgers. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It will be easier now |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | that I'm the only good QB in the NFC North |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Rodgers |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Bears... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Bears have traded for Russell Wilson. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and tagged Allen Robinson. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any partial owners or staff who don't make draft or free agent decisions, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Russell Fucking Wilson!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | In Chicago?? With THE BEARS?? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Wilson goes to our biggest rival and you think we can win?? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I just put together an MVP campaign! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We were the #1 seed last year! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | 2020 was our year! Everyone knows it! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And somehow you assholes let that go to waste |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and now we have to deal with Russell Fucking Wilson! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We got rid of Pettine, it was his fau- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That was a scapegoat and everybody KNOWS IT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | What about Matt Nagy? He's clearly an idiot! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He's never had a real QB to work with in Chicago! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Who wins with Trubisky? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Beating the Bears was trivial! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Their defense could never make up for his awful play |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but now they'll come for me and my one good collarbone! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Wilson is my god damn kryptonite |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I could never beat his ass in rainy Seattle. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We can't expect our line to hold Mack and win the game! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We wasted our last best chance to win in this division! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This used to be easy. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I beat the Bears all the time, practically by myself! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We won in spite of having McCarthy! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now Chicago has a top defense, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | weapons on offense, and a top 5 QB to make a run! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I turn 38 this year, you assholes know that right? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Stafford just left the division |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and I don't fear Kirk Cousins, no one does! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But RUSSELL FUCKING WILSON?? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, Kevin, maybe he forgot about that hold. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | 2020 was our last best shot. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can't keep pulling these MVP numbers out of thin air. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Another wasted season. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Fans will return just to be disappointed. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If Kevin King hadn't yanked that undershirt so much, we could have beaten KC. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or if you had just let me try to win it instead... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Where's Jordan Love? |
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