White belt submits a purple belt
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Isaiah Aguayo proves his white belt dominance by submitting a purple belt. By Brandon N
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Apparently there was an incident in a live roll recently |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A white belt named Isaiah |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | who passed a purple belt's side control |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | was able to get back control and get a loose seatbelt grip after putting his hooks in |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | he then grabbed the leg in an attempt to sink in a bow and arrow choke |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I am not worried at all |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The purple belt isn't going to tap to a white belt |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Professor..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The white belt.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The white belt tapped the purple belt with the choke |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he successfully applied the bow and arrow choke... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If any purple belt or above in here have been tapped by a white belt, get the hell out of my academy now!!! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A white belt tapping a purple belt is almost a fucking disgrace.. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Next thing you know Blue Belts will get it in their heads they can tap black belts... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Then we will have to roll extra hard to put them in their place |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is all unacceptable |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I want to know what that purple belt was thinking right now |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why would he give up his back and allow someone to take his back |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That is a classic white belt newb move... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Professor, Isaiah made a series of micro adjustments |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck his micro adjustments, the purple belt was foolish for allowing it |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Professor, the purple belt was reluctant to tap |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He should never have tapped, unless he was letting Isaiah work techniques |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I bet Isaiah is bragging to anyone who will listen |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What will happen next?? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He will spaz and try to tap a brown belt and then get put to sleep? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Or he rolls against a competition blue belt and gets ripped apart |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Isaiah is probably posting about his success in every BJJ group on Facebook |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And then the BJJ community will make fun of him and meme him unmercifully |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It will be like when Chris Shay left the 40 Plus BJJ group |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Next thing you know Isaiah will challenge some Sambo players and claim he is Stalin!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why do these white belts keep bragging like this |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Don't they know that when someone lets them execute the techniques... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It is only to help them learn, not brag like a bitch?? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For fucks sake! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I want everyone to meme the shit out of that white belt until he realizes his mistake in bragging |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He needs to learn his place and understand how the pecking order goes around here |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That gloating mother fucker needs to be choked out |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Then I want his body displayed to the other white belts as to how not to act |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Make him roll with the mat enforcer for maximum damage |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | Don't cry, we won't tell professor you got choked by Isaiah too.. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now what do we do about Isaiah? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Do we promote him to blue belt, and watch him get dismantled by the other upper belts? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Give him another stripe? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Or maybe 2 stripes so he is almost at blue belt? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I have a lot to process over this incident gentlemen. The next course of action will be critical for BJJ in general |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The wrong move could have serious implications for generations |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Leave me to pray to Grandmasters Carlos and Helio |
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