White belt submits a purple belt

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Isaiah Aguayo proves his white belt dominance by submitting a purple belt. By Brandon N

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00:00 - 00:03Apparently there was an incident in a live roll recently
00:04 - 00:05A white belt named Isaiah
00:05 - 00:07who passed a purple belt's side control
00:08 - 00:12was able to get back control and get a loose seatbelt grip after putting his hooks in
00:12 - 00:15he then grabbed the leg in an attempt to sink in a bow and arrow choke
00:17 - 00:19I am not worried at all
00:19 - 00:21The purple belt isn't going to tap to a white belt
00:24 - 00:26Professor.....
00:27 - 00:28The white belt....
00:31 - 00:33The white belt tapped the purple belt with the choke
00:34 - 00:36he successfully applied the bow and arrow choke...
00:53 - 00:58If any purple belt or above in here have been tapped by a white belt, get the hell out of my academy now!!!
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???
01:15 - 01:17A white belt tapping a purple belt is almost a fucking disgrace..
01:18 - 01:23Next thing you know Blue Belts will get it in their heads they can tap black belts...
01:25 - 01:28Then we will have to roll extra hard to put them in their place
01:29 - 01:31This is all unacceptable
01:31 - 01:34I want to know what that purple belt was thinking right now
01:34 - 01:37Why would he give up his back and allow someone to take his back
01:37 - 01:40That is a classic white belt newb move...
01:40 - 01:42Professor, Isaiah made a series of micro adjustments
01:42 - 01:46Fuck his micro adjustments, the purple belt was foolish for allowing it
01:46 - 01:48Professor, the purple belt was reluctant to tap
01:48 - 01:52He should never have tapped, unless he was letting Isaiah work techniques
01:53 - 01:54I bet Isaiah is bragging to anyone who will listen
01:56 - 01:57What will happen next??
01:57 - 02:00He will spaz and try to tap a brown belt and then get put to sleep?
02:00 - 02:03Or he rolls against a competition blue belt and gets ripped apart
02:04 - 02:08Isaiah is probably posting about his success in every BJJ group on Facebook
02:08 - 02:13And then the BJJ community will make fun of him and meme him unmercifully
02:14 - 02:16It will be like when Chris Shay left the 40 Plus BJJ group
02:17 - 02:21Next thing you know Isaiah will challenge some Sambo players and claim he is Stalin!!!
02:27 - 02:29Why do these white belts keep bragging like this
02:30 - 02:34Don't they know that when someone lets them execute the techniques...
02:34 - 02:36It is only to help them learn, not brag like a bitch??
02:41 - 02:42For fucks sake!
02:43 - 02:47I want everyone to meme the shit out of that white belt until he realizes his mistake in bragging
02:48 - 02:53He needs to learn his place and understand how the pecking order goes around here
02:54 - 02:56That gloating mother fucker needs to be choked out
02:56 - 02:59Then I want his body displayed to the other white belts as to how not to act
03:00 - 03:02Make him roll with the mat enforcer for maximum damage
03:04 - 03:08Don't cry, we won't tell professor you got choked by Isaiah too..
03:14 - 03:16Now what do we do about Isaiah?
03:19 - 03:23Do we promote him to blue belt, and watch him get dismantled by the other upper belts?
03:25 - 03:26Give him another stripe?
03:31 - 03:33Or maybe 2 stripes so he is almost at blue belt?
03:40 - 03:46I have a lot to process over this incident gentlemen. The next course of action will be critical for BJJ in general
03:46 - 03:49The wrong move could have serious implications for generations
03:53 - 03:56Leave me to pray to Grandmasters Carlos and Helio