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Hitler Reacts to the ID.3 Software Issues
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Hitler reacts to the Volkswagen ID.3 software issues and OTA updates.
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Mein Fuhrer, ID.3 sales have gone well.
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The generous discounts
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and VW Finance contributions
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have meant we sold enough ID.3s by end December to avoid EU fines.
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With the higher capacity versions coming soon, we're on target.
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Excellent, the ME2.1 update
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and OTA function should seal EV victory.
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Over The Air
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Over The Air updates are delayed indefinitely...
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Our dealer network are struggling to cope.
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Everyboy who owns a Model 3, Model S, Model X or has a pre-order on a Model Y, leave the room.
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For Gods Sake!!
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This is meant to be the peoples car!
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After the failure of dieselgate, this was our chance at domination!
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EVs are easy, they said! It's just software they said!
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We were supposed to launch with basic software!
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Update only if customers complained!
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OTA updates meant we could be rid
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Mein Fuhrer OTA updates were a stretch target!
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of the shoddy dealer network once and for all!
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Mein Fuhrer, I must protest, it was out of scope!
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I don't care about your management bullcrap!
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Over The Air!
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That's all we needed!
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A way of updating cars directly
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With no corporate middlemen!
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But no, we got haptic feedback touch buttons!
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Shitting steel wheels on a £30k car!
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Some of the plastics are not even soft touch!
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You should try adjusting the temp and volume controls in the dark! Impossible!
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I'm sick of it
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We should have purchased Tesla whilst it was still small
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They do OTA updates
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And they've got Elon Musk
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A startup from California can do it, but the biggest car manufactuer in the world can't?!
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We can knock out £25k diesel golfs all day long, they just work!
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But we can't write software apparently
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Even the e-Golf and GTE worked!
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Nissan, Hyundai and Kia don't have this crap!
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Don't worry, he's not really going to buy a Leaf
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That's it, I've had enough...
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If we have to rely on the dealer network, we're screwed
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No EV courtesy cars
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I know some of you have had Tesla test drives
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It's ok, they just work, if you can look past the panel gaps
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And there's the Supercharger network...
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Get me the Tesla website
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