Unidan: Epic Rant
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Unidan Gone Wild!
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Unidan, we had an incident this afternoon. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We were right about here, we were bird watching. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We encountered what appeared to be a large upgaggle of jackdaws. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They seemed to be following standard migration patterns, definitely corvidae family. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | On a side note, Dave was wearing a very nice fedora. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No surprise |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Jackdaws are native to that area. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | someone... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...someone referred to them as crows. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They specifically said "a jackdaw is a crow". |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who hasn't bought me Reddit gold, GTFO |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Here's the thing! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You said a "jackdaw is a crow." |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I am telling you, specifically, in science, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | no one calls jackdaws crows! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | If you want to be "specific" like you said, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | then you shouldn't either, they're not the same thing! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, I'm a girl by the way ;) |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | If you're saying "crow family" |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My gay autistic cousin made me this necklace... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | which includes things from nutcrackers, |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | to blue jays to ravens! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | is because random people "call the black ones crows?" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Also, calling someone a human or an ape? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's not one or the other, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | that's not how taxonomy works! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But that's not what you said. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You said a jackdaw is a crow, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | which is not true unless |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | you're okay with |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | calling all members of the crow family crows, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and other birds crows, too. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Which you said you don't. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It'll all be OK, he's been banned. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I heard that, m'lady. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Yeah, I got myself Unibanned. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | What can I say |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | karma points get me off. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I didn't think they'd find my alt accounts. I mean, I'm Unidan. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I had enough gold to pay for Reddit servers forever. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Guess i'll just post on 4chan... |