| 00:00 - 00:03 | You started playing Ds3 yesterday |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You seem to have beaten gundyr |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He is located at the 1st area |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Many find this boss hard but later easy |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And many quit on later bosses |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Steiner said the rest are easy |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I believe him |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Failure |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner has over 15k hours so it must be easy |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Steiner is definitely lying |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The pros please stay: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgorf |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHY IS DARK SOULS 3 SO HARD?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How dare fromsoft make such a hard game |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is the end |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | OF FUCKING SOULS BORNE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Steiner has been lying to me even fromsoft |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Miyazaki is nothing but garbage! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He should not be incharge!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Failure, I love this game and Im a pvp god |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THEN FUCKING TEACH U TWAT |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Failure, you have to GIT GUD |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then you can take these pencils and shove them up your ass! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | BOOZING NOOB! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This game looked awesome |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The intro looked cool and all the lords are lit |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And I thought my 60 bucks was worth it |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But nevertheless this game is already tough and I feel like a baby! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's almost impossible not to break a controller |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's hard to cook orangutan!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We have to accuse the Russian pros of being fans of Stalin!!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I hope there's a DS academy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I want to git gud, I don't want to be a noob |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | So I can earn some glory |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck's sakes! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | For years I have been waiting for such a beautiful game! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Dark souls 2 was such a disappointment! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Dark souls 3 will be easy! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It must be fucking easy! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I can't stand the embarrassment!!!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry... your a good at pvp |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just hope the next boss is easy |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If not then how can I beat Dark Souls 3 |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Burgdorf |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You'll teach me how to play |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If you don't personally teach me and make me a pro |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Then I will personally shoot you myself |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Everyone else will leave the room |
