| 00:00 - 00:03 | You may not have enough primogems now |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | but Dragonspine is almost out. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | A whole new zone of the map. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With plenty of new chests and quests |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | it should be easy to farm enough for pity. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Just in time for Albedo. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll need pity to pull her. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | you mean... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You mean him? The concept art is deceptive, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | but all the leaks show Albedo is male. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who rolled for Diluc, Childe, or Razor get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Another fucking boy? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They want me to pull a boy? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This is abolute fucking bullshit. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What kind of cunt is rolling on these banners? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | First they bait me with a loli, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | then they give me that beta cuck Zhongli. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I need a sexy Waifu. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I haven't gotten a sexy Waifu since Venti. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, Venti is also male. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut your filthy fucking mouth. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, a lot of males are S tier. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | This isn't about how good they are. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You don't get it. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | There's all this Venti fan art. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It's all over r/GenshinImpactNSFW. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They draw Venti with titties you wanna suck on, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | with these thicc, sexy, curvy thighs, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and a fat ass you'd want to smother the life right out of you. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And I fapped to every, single one. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Every night since the game came out I've been fapping to Venti. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If the FBI saw my Venti google searches, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | they would put me behind bars for life, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but it would have been worth it. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You see, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Venti is the best Waifu in the entire fucking game. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And you have the gall to tell me to my face |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | that Venti is a guy. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That makes the character unplayable. Worse even than Zhongli. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He sucks, but at least you can tell he's a guy. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, Zhonlgi is S tier support. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I whaled on the Venti banner |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Spent my entire paycheck. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And Albedo, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I was gonna whale on her too. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But now you're telling me the best girl in the game has a penis. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | When I've already been fapping to Albedo leaks. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Guess I'm gay now. |
