| 00:00 - 00:03 | Can I have everybody's attention please |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There's been some serious accusations of running |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | at Moulton Masters |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I'm sorry Mein Fuhrer Phil but we've tried to stop it but they still do it |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It's happening all over the place. Here, here and here! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Are you really sure? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | There a good bunch. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer Phil |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Jim |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steve, Andy, John, Tony, Deano |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and that trouble maker Simon Elliott |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody please leave the room now except the referees, Martin, Mark & Barrsy |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How many times have I told you! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You have to stamp the running out! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | If you don't they will take the piss over and over again! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'm sick of it! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Every bloody week! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They just don't listen! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Something has to be done about, maybe we should tie there lases together |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | or even chop there legs off! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer Phil don't you think that's a bit harsh |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care, I'll even supply the saw! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer PhiI I think your over reacting |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't tell me I'm over reacting this has got to stop! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It drives me loopy! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They think they're still teenagers! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Well there not. I can tell you that for nothing! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They're all past it like the rest of us! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | On top of that they're always in the ref's ear |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Tackling from the side and behind and elbowing the opposition |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I can't take it anymore! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And you lot don't do anything about it, not one red card yet! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And don't get me started on late dropouts |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Every week I ask for plenty of notice |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but does anyone listen? No! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's not difficult |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Does anybody read my emails, it's not as if there too long is it. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I work so hard on them, colour coded and everything |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Can't they see, they're works of art |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I should be spending time on my real passion..... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Flower pressing |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I know, they wouldn't have these problems if a woman reffed |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And they never listen at the commitee meetings either |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | "Momentum rule? I've never heard of that" he said |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And they were taking notes |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No name needed, he knows who he is! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And how many times have I said message me privately if you can't make it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But do they? No, instead they fill our WhatsApp group! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Pass me the cyanide pill. I'm done! |
