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Boris Johnson discovers he's breaking the law
10,559 views • 9/8/2020
Boris Johnson hears that Brandon Lewis has been telling people he's breaking the law in a 'specific and limited way'.
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We are preparing to turn Kent into a giant lorry park
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I've spoken to the Telegraph
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They're going to do another hit job on millennials
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Something about avocado prices in London
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and how they can't afford houses because they're lazy.
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Good. Then the Shire Boomers won't notice
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when we break international law.
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I told Parliament we were breaking the law
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but only in a very specific and limited way.
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Lewis. Raab. Gove. Hancock. Stay. Everyone else get out.
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You don't TELL them we're breaking the law!
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"Specific and limited way?!"
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That's literally what breaking the law means, you utter lemon.
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If hypothetically I murder someone,
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like oh I don't know, someone like you Brandon.
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Then I'm breaking the law in a specific and limited way.
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What an asinine thing to say in the House of Commons.
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If I'd wanted someone to say something stupid I'd have sent Matt out.
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All I said was "He's an expert in trade."
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You said "AND he's an expert in trade." and did a stupid nod.
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Blonde Fuhrer, I don't see the difference...
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And that's the fucking problem isn't it, Matt?
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It's like working with Alan Partridge.
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I used to laugh at Skeletor on He Man, you know?
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"Look at his stupid little minions!" I'd say.
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They're fucking Mensa in comparison to you lot.
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Maybe I can get Beastman in to head DExEU
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No, let's go the whole hog and invite Chris Grayling back.
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Can you at least try and make it hard for Marina Hyde?
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David Allen Green is probably doing a twenty tweet law thread as we speak.
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It wasn't meant to be like this.
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Cometh the hour, cometh Bullingdon Man!
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"Oven ready deal"
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And you lot fuck it all up.
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I don't even know where Dom is this week.
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All he told me was that he needed his ears tested then turned off his iPhone.
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God knows what castle he's at this time.
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Probably Warwick or Leeds.
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Which isn't even in Leeds by the way, that's how stupid this country is.
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Don't worry. A lot of people don't know that.
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I was meant to have a quiet weekend at home.
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Spend some time with the kids. Wilfred and... and... um...
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...the other ones.
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Plus I've started violin lessons on Fridays.
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Now I'll probably spend it in the Supreme Court instead.
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At least I remember where the good seats are.
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From last time.
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