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95 views • 7/9/2014
As per your orders we have finished our video on time and under budget. We've parodied the best YouTube has to offer such as this video here and here. We have an overlayed montage of kittens falling asleep while the boys dance along to Gangnam Style So the competition is as good as won.
00:00 - 00:03 | As per your orders we have finished our video on time and under budget. |
00:04 - 00:05 | We've parodied the best YouTube has to offer |
00:05 - 00:07 | such as this video here and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | We have an overlayed montage of kittens falling asleep |
00:12 - 00:15 | while the boys dance along to Gangnam Style |
00:17 - 00:19 | So the competition is as good as won. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Well done. After work drinks are on me. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
00:31 - 00:34 | Our submission has been rejected as unoriginal. |
00:34 - 00:37 | The use of five year old memes was prohibited. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Andy, Alan, Graeme and Stewart |
01:13 - 01:15 | You have got to be joking. |
01:15 - 01:17 | I'd rather not have entered than face this indignity. |
01:18 - 01:23 | I knew this was a stupid idea when it was first suggested |
01:25 - 01:28 | but those idiots insisted it was a great idea |
01:29 - 01:31 | "Just download a bunch of funny things off the internet.. |
01:31 - 01:34 | ...paste our faces over it and wait it until it goes viral" |
01:34 - 01:37 | We should have went with an original idea. |
01:37 - 01:40 | Christ, you might as well have shown sneezing panda doing the hamster dance |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, people do like the sneezing panda. |
01:42 - 01:46 | It's *pandering* that got us into this situation |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, twenty million views can't be wrong |
01:48 - 01:52 | This is why people say the Germans don't get comedy. |
01:53 - 01:54 | We are a support team |
01:56 - 01:57 | We are always working on something. |
01:57 - 02:00 | When do we have time to do anything creative? |
02:00 - 02:03 | This was the easiest way to get involved and share in the activities. |
02:04 - 02:08 | Half the company works in Scotland but the world seems to revolve around Brick Lane. |
02:08 - 02:13 | I'm surrouned by cynical bastards but I convinced them this was a good idea. We brainstormed and came up with this. |
02:14 - 02:16 | Even Graham showed interest. |
02:17 - 02:21 | And after the whole half hour we put into this we are being knocked back for unoriginality.. |
02:27 - 02:29 | I'd already written my acceptance speech. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I'd pressed my tuxedo, i look great in my tux. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Now i'll never get that trophy. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Ah bugger. |
02:43 - 02:47 | Bills script is the only thing we have left, when will we get time to do that? |
02:48 - 02:53 | I mean a three hour epic about Jason McCreery called Air-Con One? |
02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah, like anyone cares. |
02:56 - 02:59 | The alternative is letting Alan do his rom-com |
03:00 - 03:02 | He just wants a shot at the girl downstairs. |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, it could still happen. |
03:14 - 03:16 | We need to salvage this somehow |
03:19 - 03:23 | This is unbelieviable, I can't believe I'm about to say this |
03:25 - 03:26 | Hey Andy |
03:31 - 03:33 | This one is on you |
03:40 - 03:46 | Just keep an eye on him, he will upload two girls one cup or something knowing him |
03:46 - 03:49 | That shit will not go down well with HR |
03:53 - 03:56 | .Just do what you can,. |
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