Hitler learns about ACPA's Latest Memo
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Hitler learns about ACPA's Latest Memo and isn't happy......
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have drafted a new memo |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | leaders will be paid more |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | than the 55 hrs as per the COVID MOA |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They can claim this to a max of 82 hrs |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Plus LEC Leaders will be permitted Voluntary Overtime |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Perfect, then lets bring back |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the furloughed pilots |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Soon to be Furloughed Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sir... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The company laid off an additional 140 pilots this morning |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Management called them directly |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone with a phone holster, is a long sleever or would vote Trump, please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Do you know what 55 multiplied by $61 is?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Not even enough for a god damned Venti Cinnamon Frappuccino |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We are spending money on an App when our website couldn't be navigated by a MIT computer science graduate |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why do we even need a god damned App?? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What about Twitter? It's FREE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And we need someone to name it?? How about we call it - |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | PAY FOR THE BENEFITS OF OUR FURLOUGHED PILOTS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And now we are topping up wide body captains to 82 hrs? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir they have to pay for their McMansions! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I live in a god damned crash pad on Dixon Rd! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It was your choice to be a commuter! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Can you survive on $3k a month in Toronto?? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And why can't furloughed members |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | participate in the survey? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Are they not still our brothers & sisters?? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And why is the survey asking for the percentage of flying lost? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I thought it was a survey not a god damned exam! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Are we actually going to negotiate during a pandemic? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Lets GO AROUND AND FLAPS 2023!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I feel like we are a missed pre landing check away from the "ho town motown Holiday Inn" |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And I didn't become an international airline pilot |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | to eat at Smittys |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I like my Air Canada discounted buffets |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And how the hell does |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | 55 hrs equal 18 days of reserve? Does the union not understand the word "Prorated"? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Do we need to hire even more lawyers to fuck up even more agreements and interpretations? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe some of our furloughed pilots can |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | work at ACPA HQ and teach them how to use Zoom? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Our last webinar sounded like Murmansk ATC |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry - at least you can't downbid to the Max |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I had dreams |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Of riding my foldable bike around the globe |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | but now... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I will have to settle for |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | binge watching The Tiger King with a case of Lucky |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | on my 18 days of reserve |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least I'm at the NHL |