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The plans of Tory England on dealing with the Scottish problem

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00:00 - 00:03Tory MP: Prime Minister Johnson, ruler of England.
00:04 - 00:05Despite winning the independence referendum
00:05 - 00:07(on the back of false promises and lies).
00:08 - 00:12The Scots still want their right to Independence back
00:12 - 00:15and are now campaigning to stay in the EU.
00:17 - 00:19All we need to say is
00:19 - 00:21now is not the time.
00:24 - 00:26Prime Minister.
00:27 - 00:28Theresa May....
00:31 - 00:33Theresa May already tried to shut them up that way,
00:34 - 00:36it just lead to more support for Independence.
00:53 - 00:58Everybody who said we should give Scots the DevoMax we promised them, leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK
01:15 - 01:17How can the fucking Scots support leaving our Union?!
01:18 - 01:23That Sturgeon needs to learn her place with the other Scots.
01:25 - 01:28We should have gassed them when we had the chance.
01:29 - 01:31The whole point of devolution was to keep them quiet.
01:31 - 01:34Every time we give them promises, they still want their rights back.
01:34 - 01:37How can we keep the underclasses obedient
01:37 - 01:40when the Scots keep demanding progressive reforms?
01:40 - 01:42Prime Minister, being progressive isn't that bad...
01:42 - 01:46Idiot, we are the Tories. Our job is to keep things the way they are.
01:46 - 01:48Prime Minister, if we fail to reform we lose Scotland.
01:48 - 01:52Fuck the Scots, they will never have another referendum
01:53 - 01:54We rule them!
01:56 - 01:57Throughout our history,
01:57 - 02:00we have quashed and subdued the rebel Scots.
02:00 - 02:03The fault was devolving education to realise their own history,
02:04 - 02:08they can't fall for our lies anymore.
02:08 - 02:13Now they just keep educating their young on Scottish history
02:14 - 02:16and support for the Union falls with every generation.
02:17 - 02:21We were promised that the First Minister would be Ruth Davidson.
02:27 - 02:29Our unionist parties have lost control
02:30 - 02:34Sturgeon is seen as the best politican in the UK.
02:34 - 02:36Europe is now sympathetic to independence.
02:41 - 02:42Fucking Cameron
02:43 - 02:47The bastard Cameron should never have given them a referendum.
02:48 - 02:53Now support for Scotland is at record highs.
02:54 - 02:56SNP politicians dominate Holyrood and Westminster
02:56 - 02:59they wipe the floor with our inept English MPs.
03:00 - 03:02Why do English people elect idiots to be their MPs?
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, English people always vote Tory.
03:14 - 03:16I will be the last UK Prime Minister,
03:19 - 03:23even now I am called the First Minister of England.
03:25 - 03:26You will be sacked for this.
03:31 - 03:33I cannot take the blame for letting Scotland go.
03:40 - 03:46We can just keep distracting the press with fake stories to hide support for Independence.
03:46 - 03:49I will get my whore pregnant again, that will take up a front page.
03:53 - 03:56Tory England must prevail.