| 00:00 - 00:03 | Tory MP: Prime Minister Johnson, ruler of England. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Despite winning the independence referendum |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | (on the back of false promises and lies). |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Scots still want their right to Independence back |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and are now campaigning to stay in the EU. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | All we need to say is |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | now is not the time. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Prime Minister. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Theresa May.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Theresa May already tried to shut them up that way, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | it just lead to more support for Independence. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody who said we should give Scots the DevoMax we promised them, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How can the fucking Scots support leaving our Union?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That Sturgeon needs to learn her place with the other Scots. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We should have gassed them when we had the chance. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The whole point of devolution was to keep them quiet. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Every time we give them promises, they still want their rights back. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How can we keep the underclasses obedient |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | when the Scots keep demanding progressive reforms? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Prime Minister, being progressive isn't that bad... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Idiot, we are the Tories. Our job is to keep things the way they are. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Prime Minister, if we fail to reform we lose Scotland. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck the Scots, they will never have another referendum |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We rule them! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Throughout our history, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | we have quashed and subdued the rebel Scots. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The fault was devolving education to realise their own history, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | they can't fall for our lies anymore. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Now they just keep educating their young on Scottish history |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and support for the Union falls with every generation. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We were promised that the First Minister would be Ruth Davidson. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Our unionist parties have lost control |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Sturgeon is seen as the best politican in the UK. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Europe is now sympathetic to independence. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking Cameron |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The bastard Cameron should never have given them a referendum. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now support for Scotland is at record highs. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | SNP politicians dominate Holyrood and Westminster |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | they wipe the floor with our inept English MPs. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Why do English people elect idiots to be their MPs? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, English people always vote Tory. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I will be the last UK Prime Minister, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | even now I am called the First Minister of England. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You will be sacked for this. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I cannot take the blame for letting Scotland go. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We can just keep distracting the press with fake stories to hide support for Independence. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will get my whore pregnant again, that will take up a front page. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tory England must prevail. |
