Hitler discover Bageys gone snowboarding !!
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The Purgatory Climbing team embark on yet another expedition to Scotland, the weather presents them with an ideal opportunity to conquer yet another route in classic 'Purgatory Epic' style ... but the Team are a man down ....
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The MWIS report is in |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | An Arctic High rests over Lochaber |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Ben and Tower Ridge will be in superb condition |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Last nights 10 hour drive has paid off |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent, wheres Bagey ? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He can lead the attack !! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bagey ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bagey didn't come on Purgatory this year |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's gone Snowboarding in L'alpe Duez ? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks Tower Gap is a High Street Retailer leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Jesus fucking christ !! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Fucking Snowboarding ?!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Fucking dicking about on a fucking Ironing Board |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Wearing clothes 5 sizes too big |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Clubbing in L'Igloo |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Raving to Fat Boy Slim |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How his van made it to Dover let alone The Alps I'll never know |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | its not even proper skiing |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer theres always the Aonach Eagach |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You fucking dimwit, We did that 20 years ago |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer we could share the lead ? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Last year bagey got lost, |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | suspected frostbite |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | lost his headtorch |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and still led the Crux in the dark |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It was a proper Purgatory Epic |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You want me to send Jerry up there ? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Jesus Christ as if Ama Dablam wasn't hard enough |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He'd have us topping out for Lunch |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I wanted a proper fucking Epic !! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Christ I had such plans for that Boy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He could have brought that Tea Tray he calls a Snowboard |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | led the Ridge |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | THEN freestyled Tower Gully |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | in his dayglo board suit |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Ray Bans and i Pod |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and daft fucking jester hat |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Tim and Woody have brought their guitars |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We were going to have a Party !! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its OK, we can still have Apple Strudel ? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll never get my Centre Spread in Climber Magazine now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | or Scottish Mountaineer |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | L'alpe Duez ... Jeez !! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ...we could just have an easy day ? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ...head into Fort William - a bit of shopping ? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Fuck it, it has to be ... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ... Nevisport ?!!! |