Hitler Finds out Gear has Stars now...

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A second installment to Adolph finding out about the new equipment

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00:00 - 00:03We have secured a full set of gear now
00:04 - 00:05We have the Armor, Boots, Necklace
00:05 - 00:07The Hood, Sword, and Ring
00:08 - 00:12We were able to sell your Left Nut...
00:12 - 00:15And with the proceeds we enhanced all to +7
00:17 - 00:19It's about fucking time...
00:19 - 00:21Now we can Defeat Ezio and Escher
00:24 - 00:26My Leader...
00:27 - 00:28The Dev's...
00:31 - 00:33The Dev's have released stars for equipment...
00:34 - 00:36Ezio has 3,750 troop stats now.
00:53 - 00:58If you don't have a $1 Million, An Extra Kidney, or Lung...get the fuck out...
01:13 - 01:15I FUCKING GIVE UP!!!
01:15 - 01:17Stars on Equipment?! I GIVE UP!
01:18 - 01:23These motherfuckers are crazy! I'm going to have to knock off a bank just to keep up!
01:25 - 01:28Oh, they think they're cute!
01:29 - 01:313,750 troop stats?
01:31 - 01:34We couldn't beat that with the entire SS!
01:34 - 01:37Did you watch Ezio and Escher in KVK?
01:37 - 01:40And what about Tareq, Sin, or Ahmed!
01:40 - 01:42My Leader, we probably won't match them in KVK
01:42 - 01:46You Again! That's the same thing K331 thought, now they're all dead!
01:46 - 01:48My leader, I would shit my underwear!
01:48 - 01:52Of course you would you stupid fuck!
01:53 - 01:54It's all over!
01:56 - 01:57These Dev's just wont let us catch up
01:57 - 02:00First the Sword...Now the Stars...Tomorrow Unicorn Balls
02:00 - 02:03All my money spent on this mess of garbage!
02:04 - 02:08Next week we'll probably get gems for our Gaurd Weapons!
02:08 - 02:13I'll be dead soon from these stupid cunts, they break my legs!
02:14 - 02:16Im having a heart attack
02:17 - 02:21Ill be dead and gone, and they can get Money from Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29But there is some good news..
02:30 - 02:34We finished top ten in the Event..
02:34 - 02:36Now I have skin to look like a Robot
02:41 - 02:42Alright...
02:43 - 02:47I can't believe I am saying this, but we have to get all the stars
02:48 - 02:53I swore I would never resort to doing this, but fuck it!
02:54 - 02:56We have to come up with a good plan!
02:56 - 02:59Everyone switch your Avatar to a sexy picture!
03:00 - 03:02We're going to have dress like women and Cat Fish the one's with big stats!
03:04 - 03:07Its Ok Anna, It's what weak kingdoms do
03:14 - 03:16I'd prefer no one find out about this...
03:19 - 03:23It is embarasing, we will be the laughing stock of all Kingdoms
03:25 - 03:26I pick you...
03:31 - 03:33To Trick our opponents
03:40 - 03:46If you fail we will all be killed by Vikings
03:46 - 03:49But at least it will be over...
03:53 - 03:56I can't do this anymore...