PSYCHIATRY GOES TO COVID

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Psychiatry residents being drafted to medicine during the COVID crisis.

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00:00 - 00:03It is finally happening here.
00:04 - 00:05There are too many COVID patients.
00:05 - 00:07All departments converting to covid units.
00:08 - 00:12All the GI and Cardiology fellows have been drafted.
00:12 - 00:15Even dermatologists are seeing covid cases.
00:17 - 00:19We're protected in psychiatry.
00:19 - 00:21Mental health is equally important in a pandemic.
00:24 - 00:26Dr. Fuhrer,
00:27 - 00:28we are...
00:31 - 00:33we are being sent to medicine floors.
00:34 - 00:36They've asked we start tomorrow at 7am.
00:53 - 00:58Medical students, interns rotating in medicine, and those who enjoy medicine please leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15THIS IS A TRAGEDY.
01:15 - 01:17HOW DO I TREAT PNEUMONIA WITH CBT?
01:18 - 01:23I MIGHT AS WELL COMMIT MYSELF TO THE PSYCH UNIT BUT IT IS FUCKING CLOSED.
01:25 - 01:28ALL THAT PSYCHOPHARMACOLOGY
01:29 - 01:31MOTIVATIONAL INTERVIEWING
01:31 - 01:34BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER
01:34 - 01:37DETERMINING CAPACITY TO REFUSE TREATMENT
01:37 - 01:40WHEN THE PT IS NOT REFUSING
01:40 - 01:42But this is what we signed up for. It's our calling.
01:42 - 01:46DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE YOUR STETHOSCOPE IS?
01:46 - 01:48I bought a bluetooth one just for this.
01:48 - 01:52I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR GRANDIOSITY & SHOPPING SPREE
01:53 - 01:54WE ARE GOING TO DIE
01:56 - 01:57THE ONLY THING I KNOW ABOUT EKG IS QTC
01:57 - 02:00MAYBE A LITTLE ABOUT TACHYCARDIA AND THYROID
02:00 - 02:03WHAT GOOD IS HALDOL NOW
02:04 - 02:08NOT EVEN A BIT OF ATIVAN
02:08 - 02:13NOT EVEN THORAZINE WILL WORK
02:14 - 02:16AGAINST THIS GODDAMN VIRUS.
02:17 - 02:21DOES ANYONE EVEN REMEMBER PHYSIOLOGY? FRANK-STARLING!?
02:27 - 02:29WHAT EVEN IS PEEP?
02:30 - 02:34IT'S SOMETHING TO DO WITH FORCED AIR TO FILL UP THE LUNGS
02:34 - 02:36IT SOUNDS LIKE A SOUND A BIRD WOULD MAKE
02:41 - 02:42I PURGED MY MIND AFTER STEP 3
02:43 - 02:47I SWORE I WOULD NEVER DO ANOTHER DIGITAL RECTAL EXAM
02:48 - 02:53AFTER THE MESS I MADE LAST TIME
02:54 - 02:56THE DAMN GUY SHARTED AFTER I REMOVED MY FINGER
02:56 - 02:59THERE WAS SHIT EVERYWHERE
03:00 - 03:02ON MY SHOES, MY PANTS, MY FACE, I COULD TASTE THE C.DIFF
03:04 - 03:07IT WASNT C DIFF. JUST C. HIPOTLE.
03:14 - 03:16Who will tranquilize the PCP users?
03:19 - 03:23The k2 users?
03:25 - 03:26The anxious patients?
03:31 - 03:33We have to cancel didactics and wellness.
03:40 - 03:46not that it was useful to begin with.
03:46 - 03:49If I dont die from covid
03:53 - 03:56it will be from internal medicine