CART...
7,669 views • 4/3/2020
60 characters is a long one so Im making stuff up ok that enough
| 00:00 - 00:03 | State Resource Con... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have a conference |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Scheduled today. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All offices will be listening. It will be recorded. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We will be instructing them all to be using CART |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Have any of them tried it? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Do they know it doesnt work? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | They have...and they know |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They have questions. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have told them it works fine |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They know it sucks worse than CAET |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone Except the leadership team leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What are we supposed to tell them! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We cant play this off any longer! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We all know we dont know how this is supposed to work! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And now they will be asking us questions |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | No way we will be able to answer |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Any of them! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Lets just send out a Q and A |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We told them we would have that ready also |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But we put it on sharepoint |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We know nobody will find it |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They will click around for hours |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Until they realize |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Its under business tools |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You really? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I cant even get |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Into sharepoint |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And you think this will work? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | There are DCs and RUCs |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That call me all the time trying |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | To find stuff on sharepoint! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This will literally |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Make things worse! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Email after email |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Asking the same thing |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Over and over |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I CANT FIND THIS ON SHAREPOINT |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And they are working from home |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I cant screen all their calls |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And RUCs have my personal cell number |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, hes not talking about us DCs and soil cons, just RUCs |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We can only do one thing |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Tell then we will check with national |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Hopefully they have enough |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Busch Light |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And crown royal |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | So they leave us alone |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking CART |
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