| 00:00 - 00:03 | we have just received word from the CCG |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we must set up covid 19 centres |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and stop all our usual work |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we have to abandon our patients if needed to cover other areas |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and create a new way of working from scratch in a few minutes |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | thank fuck the government promised |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | funding for this sort of shit |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | senior partner |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | they are saying |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | this is GMS work |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and we have to make our own PPE |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone who won't go personally bankrupt if this practice fails - fuck off |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | so these corrupt wankers think they own me? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | the government fucks up the response |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | to a crisis that walked up to them with it's rancid cock out |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and now we have to fucking suck it for them? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | they've fucked up our funding for 10 years |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and now they want us to bale them out |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | the lying cunts. Did you hear that cuntsickle Gove on the radio? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He's a wankstain with no plan. And he looks like a deformed mole. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | at least we won't have to do routine work |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | you fuckwit! Routine work is where we make our money! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | think of the money from the pathfinder calls |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | you naive jizz monkey! How do you think I'll pay for my house in France? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | i'll have to fire my au pair |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | i hear they want our ancient brethren |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to rise from their slumber and rejoin the front line |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | i'm sure Bernard will be delighted to leave his golf course, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | his 3 courses a day of fine wine, and his eight mistresses |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | to work for the pay and conditions of an FY1. Shame his entire cohort is currently shielding. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | i know they are worried about our massive pensions |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | but trying to fucking kill us all is a step too far |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Boomer Remover, they are calling it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | at least the tories won't have to confront the aging population issue |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | once they've got 'herd immunity' |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | thank fuck |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Boris is giving out rimjobs to anyone who'll make him a ventilator |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | those extra 30 this week... they'll make all the fucking difference |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | they want to draft us all into fucking hospital |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | we'll be fucking useful there won't we? Shower of bastards. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | 'you are going to die - how does that make you feel?' |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's ok, he still loves calgary cambridge |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | 'no routine work' |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | people are still going to phone us when their little toes hurt |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | or when they feel self harmy |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | they are all cunts |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | yesterday someone consulted me due to a serious wanking injury |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | self isolation has iatrogenic harms we never imagined |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | i'm going to take that CCG job |
