Covid 19 Vs General Practice

70,155 views • 4/2/2020


the partners discover that the government has no plan, and the CCG has a plot


00:00 - 00:03we have just received word from the CCG
00:04 - 00:05we must set up covid 19 centres
00:05 - 00:07and stop all our usual work
00:08 - 00:12we have to abandon our patients if needed to cover other areas
00:12 - 00:15and create a new way of working from scratch in a few minutes
00:17 - 00:19thank fuck the government promised
00:19 - 00:21funding for this sort of shit
00:24 - 00:26senior partner
00:27 - 00:28they are saying
00:31 - 00:33this is GMS work
00:34 - 00:36and we have to make our own PPE
00:53 - 00:58anyone who won't go personally bankrupt if this practice fails - fuck off
01:13 - 01:15so these corrupt wankers think they own me?
01:15 - 01:17the government fucks up the response
01:18 - 01:23to a crisis that walked up to them with it's rancid cock out
01:25 - 01:28and now we have to fucking suck it for them?
01:29 - 01:31they've fucked up our funding for 10 years
01:31 - 01:34and now they want us to bale them out
01:34 - 01:37the lying cunts. Did you hear that cuntsickle Gove on the radio?
01:37 - 01:40He's a wankstain with no plan. And he looks like a deformed mole.
01:40 - 01:42at least we won't have to do routine work
01:42 - 01:46you fuckwit! Routine work is where we make our money!
01:46 - 01:48think of the money from the pathfinder calls
01:48 - 01:52you naive jizz monkey! How do you think I'll pay for my house in France?
01:53 - 01:54i'll have to fire my au pair
01:56 - 01:57i hear they want our ancient brethren
01:57 - 02:00to rise from their slumber and rejoin the front line
02:00 - 02:03i'm sure Bernard will be delighted to leave his golf course,
02:04 - 02:08his 3 courses a day of fine wine, and his eight mistresses
02:08 - 02:13to work for the pay and conditions of an FY1. Shame his entire cohort is currently shielding.
02:14 - 02:16i know they are worried about our massive pensions
02:17 - 02:21but trying to fucking kill us all is a step too far
02:27 - 02:29Boomer Remover, they are calling it
02:30 - 02:34at least the tories won't have to confront the aging population issue
02:34 - 02:36once they've got 'herd immunity'
02:41 - 02:42thank fuck
02:43 - 02:47Boris is giving out rimjobs to anyone who'll make him a ventilator
02:48 - 02:53those extra 30 this week... they'll make all the fucking difference
02:54 - 02:56they want to draft us all into fucking hospital
02:56 - 02:59we'll be fucking useful there won't we? Shower of bastards.
03:00 - 03:02'you are going to die - how does that make you feel?'
03:04 - 03:07it's ok, he still loves calgary cambridge
03:14 - 03:16'no routine work'
03:19 - 03:23people are still going to phone us when their little toes hurt
03:25 - 03:26or when they feel self harmy
03:31 - 03:33they are all cunts
03:40 - 03:46yesterday someone consulted me due to a serious wanking injury
03:46 - 03:49self isolation has iatrogenic harms we never imagined
03:53 - 03:56i'm going to take that CCG job