SECAmbs Pandemic Response
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SECAmbs bunker response to the COVID-19 pandemic. All characters are entirely fictional.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | My leader the initial modelling from WHO and PHE is a woeful underestimate. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have declared a pandemic and the cases are rising exponentially. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have cases confirmed in all three counties of Kent, Surrey and Sussex. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | In addition some OU's have run out of wipes, hand sanitiser and are running low on stocks of goggles. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We are also running low on stocks of FFP3 masks in Gatwick and Brighton. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | NHS England have just delivered stocks of FFP3 mask we can distribute those. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The OTL's can begin fit testing straight away. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The FFP3 masks....... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The FFP3 mask from NHS England are out of date, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The manufacturers will not guarantee they will work. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Can everyone who has failed the FFP3 testing leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who is responsible for this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What has our EPRR department been doing? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All this money spent on major incident exercises and its a micrscopic bug that brings this service to it's knees |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Where is our pandemic plan? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Did they learn nothing from SARS or MERS? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Where are our stockpiles of PPE? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The staff are supposed to be fit tested every three years!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now you tell me we have run out testing fluid?? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My leader we still have operational HART. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HART you must be joking they haven't seen a patient in years what are they supposed to do? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leader they can do transfers. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Transfers? They wouldn't know what an ambulance looks like. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Ridiculous. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Where exactly are they going to transfer them to? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The hospitals are full, they are even more underprepared than us!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They are using hoovers for ventilators for christ sake!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What we need are clinicians on vehicles that know what a sick person looks like. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We don't need wannabe fireman running round Bluewater in kevlar vests making gunshot noises. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is it too much to ask for some bums on seats? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What about our call targets? Our performance indicators? We were doing so well. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How am I going to get my knighthood now. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The CQC has rated us as GOOD for once. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I've worked so hard. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Let the staff know... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We are cancelling all meal breaks, they don't need to eat. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Nutrition isn't important to bolster their immune systems. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Cancel annual leave as well |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The bastards can't go on holiday. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The airlines aren't flying. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK your insurance should cover you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Call the COVID hub. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Tell them to send out conflicting information. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Confusion. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Confuse the staff as much as possible. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | When this is all over no one will know who to blame with all the disinformation. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We can say we were following national guidance. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | This damned virus. |