SECAmbs Pandemic Response

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SECAmbs bunker response to the COVID-19 pandemic. All characters are entirely fictional.

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00:00 - 00:03My leader the initial modelling from WHO and PHE is a woeful underestimate.
00:04 - 00:05They have declared a pandemic and the cases are rising exponentially.
00:05 - 00:07We have cases confirmed in all three counties of Kent, Surrey and Sussex.
00:08 - 00:12In addition some OU's have run out of wipes, hand sanitiser and are running low on stocks of goggles.
00:12 - 00:15We are also running low on stocks of FFP3 masks in Gatwick and Brighton.
00:17 - 00:19NHS England have just delivered stocks of FFP3 mask we can distribute those.
00:19 - 00:21The OTL's can begin fit testing straight away.
00:24 - 00:26My Leader,
00:27 - 00:28The FFP3 masks.......
00:31 - 00:33The FFP3 mask from NHS England are out of date,
00:34 - 00:36The manufacturers will not guarantee they will work.
00:53 - 00:58Can everyone who has failed the FFP3 testing leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15Who is responsible for this?
01:15 - 01:17What has our EPRR department been doing?
01:18 - 01:23All this money spent on major incident exercises and its a micrscopic bug that brings this service to it's knees
01:25 - 01:28Where is our pandemic plan?
01:29 - 01:31Did they learn nothing from SARS or MERS?
01:31 - 01:34Where are our stockpiles of PPE?
01:34 - 01:37The staff are supposed to be fit tested every three years!!
01:37 - 01:40Now you tell me we have run out testing fluid??
01:40 - 01:42My leader we still have operational HART.
01:42 - 01:46HART you must be joking they haven't seen a patient in years what are they supposed to do?
01:46 - 01:48My leader they can do transfers.
01:48 - 01:52Transfers? They wouldn't know what an ambulance looks like.
01:53 - 01:54Ridiculous.
01:56 - 01:57Where exactly are they going to transfer them to?
01:57 - 02:00The hospitals are full, they are even more underprepared than us!!
02:00 - 02:03They are using hoovers for ventilators for christ sake!!
02:04 - 02:08What we need are clinicians on vehicles that know what a sick person looks like.
02:08 - 02:13We don't need wannabe fireman running round Bluewater in kevlar vests making gunshot noises.
02:14 - 02:16Is it too much to ask for some bums on seats?
02:17 - 02:21What about our call targets? Our performance indicators? We were doing so well.
02:27 - 02:29How am I going to get my knighthood now.
02:30 - 02:34The CQC has rated us as GOOD for once.
02:34 - 02:36I've worked so hard.
02:41 - 02:42Let the staff know...
02:43 - 02:47We are cancelling all meal breaks, they don't need to eat.
02:48 - 02:53Nutrition isn't important to bolster their immune systems.
02:54 - 02:56Cancel annual leave as well
02:56 - 02:59The bastards can't go on holiday.
03:00 - 03:02The airlines aren't flying.
03:04 - 03:07It's OK your insurance should cover you.
03:14 - 03:16Call the COVID hub.
03:19 - 03:23Tell them to send out conflicting information.
03:25 - 03:26Confusion.
03:31 - 03:33Confuse the staff as much as possible.
03:40 - 03:46When this is all over no one will know who to blame with all the disinformation.
03:46 - 03:49We can say we were following national guidance.
03:53 - 03:56This damned virus.